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The Knife She Done it With-Fiction by Matt Phillips
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Squatters-Flash Fiction by Paul Beckman
The Cookie Crumbles-Flash Fiction by Cindy Rosmus
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Something Has Happened-Poem by Judith Partin-Nielsen
unbound-poem by ayaz daryl nielsen
Sweet Rivalry-Poem by Meg Baird
when it comes round-Poem by Meg Baird
Dat No Apply to Debra-Poem by Joe Balaz
No Can Change Its Stripes-Poem by Joe Balaz
Infested-Poem by John Grey
Living With the Dead-Poem by John Grey
They-Poem by John Grey
Chesapeake Night-Poem by Gregory E. Lucas
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The Final Dream-Poem by Gregory E. Lucas
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Dark Tales from Gent's Pens

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Art by Cindy Rosmus 2018

DAT NO APPLY TO DEBRA

 

by Joe Balaz

 

Wen Debra realized

wun unexpected end

 

it wuz as if she wuz wacked

by wun frying pan

 

wit stars swirling ovah her head

like wun stunned cartoon character.

 

 

If it wuz just lipstick on da collar

 

or different color hair

in da bathroom drain

 

den maybe da shock

would have been easier to take.

 

 

Da fact dat all of her friends knew

before she did

 

looking like private investigators

 

wit dere incriminating photos of her man

taken wit dere smartphones in public

 

showed how blatant

da cheating wuz.

 

 

It’s like dat sad situation

of being da last one to know—

 

it happens moa often den not.

 

So dere she goes

 

smashing all da china

dat he bought foa her

 

in da kitchen sink.

 

It sounds like World War III

 

and her anger is advancing

on all continents.

 

 

Da mess wit da lawyer

dat needs to be sorted out

 

is going to be wun nasty one

 

cause hurt and ensuing animosity

is wun volatile combination.

 

 

People get to

wheah dey get to

 

by getting deah

 

but if you bow out gracefully

 

den maybe da passion

dat held you

 

really wuzn’t all dat real.

 

 

Dat no apply to Debra

 

cause she’s swirling

into wun tornado

and she’s going

to churn and grind

 

until her soon to be

greatest romantic mistake

 

gets obliterated

into wun disastrous pulp.

 

 

 

Joe Balaz writes in Hawaiian Islands Pidgin (Hawai'i Creole English) and in American-English. He edited Ho'omanoa: An Anthology of Contemporary Hawaiian Literature. Some of his recent Pidgin writing has appeared in Rattle, JukedOtoliths, and Hawai'i Review, among others. Balaz is an avid supporter of Hawaiian Islands Pidgin writing in the expanding context of World Literature. He presently lives in Cleveland, Ohio.

In Association with Black Petals & Fossil Publications 2018