De-Icing
Fate
by Tom
Fillion
fate is a business trip
in the dead of winter
with delays and layovers at LaGuardia or
Newark or Philly
where they entertain you with an AM radio
sports show
and the host is a Mafia hit man
who recognizes you
despite the disguise from the witness protection
program
and he pulls out a garrote
like when they killed Luca Brasi in The
Godfather
and he chases you down the concourse
and you jump on a courtesy vehicle
and drive it like Steve McQueen did in Bullitt
so now you’re safe in San Francisco
until the third game of the 1989 World Series,
and you fall into the San Andreas Fault
and slide all the way to the Los Angeles
aquifer
and meet Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
and hang out with him and Peter Fonda and
Dennis Hopper
until Jack goes crazy and “Here’s
Johnny!” in The Shining
and destiny is when the weather clears
and they de-ice the plane
and you head back to Penelope and Telemachus
in Ithaca