Hobs
by
Daniel G. Snethen
Hobs worked for little or nothing.
Content to sleep in the haymow.
with the nesting fowl
and a rat-tailed corpulent opossum.
All he required was hard work,
a hard day’s sweat
and a heaping plate of vittles.
When he milked the milch cows,
he'd pour some in a tin-pan
at the top of the wooden stairs
leading up to the haymow
and laughed at the opossum,
he'd named Ernie, pushing its toothy snout
between two old barn cats.
Once I actually caught Hobs
handfeeding that golden-eyed scourge
muskmelon from the garden.
And I thought they were strictly carnivorous.
Another time, I swear,
I found that crazy marsupial
snuggled up sleeping right next to Hobs.
They both had yellow eyes.
Mom never invited anyone in except relatives,
but she would let Hobs in the house to eat,
just like she did the dogs and her favorite
cats.
I used to marvel at his xanthic stare
through the smoke of his William Penn
and wonder why his eyes were that color.
I asked mom why Hobs had amber eyes.
She'd just smile and say, "Does he?”
For some reason Mother liked him.
He cursed like the sailor he was,
took a pull now and then.
Stashed a bottle of barleycorn
in the calving shed. Dropped
the empties in the outhouse hole.
Mother was a religious
Scandinavian woman
and sheltered me from everything.
But not from Hobs.
Hobs worked hard.
He didn't cheat, steal, or lie.
Traits she admired.
He pulled pranks on Dad
which didn't amuse my father,
but they amused my mother
to no end and she would laugh
and laugh until she nearly got sick.
Hobs helped bury my father.
Built his coffin with Old World craftsmanship.
Stayed on, living in the haymow of the old barn.
Caring for the cats and a half dozen
opossums he'd adopted over the years.
One morning Mother found him dead,
a half-chewed-up cigar in his mouth
and his favorite pet dozing by his side.
The one with the amber eyes.
When we buried Hobs,
Ernie was there and alert.
I sensed understanding
in those lemon-drop eyes.
Through her tears,
Mother softly mumbled,
"Hobgoblins have yellow eyes.”
Daniel G. Snethen is
an educator, naturalist, moviemaker,
poet, and short story writer from South Dakota. He teaches on the Pine Ridge
Reservation at Little Wound High School in the heart of Indian Country.