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Craig Kirchner: Update to My Dear Friend Pat Who Has a Signature at the Bottom of Her Emails

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Art by Cindy Rosmus © 2025

Update to my dear friend Pat

who has a signature

at the bottom of her emails

 

~ Pat

Getting old is a thrill a minute!

 

by Craig Kirchner

 

I’m sitting waiting to see my dermatologist.

I’m three weeks removed from Mohs

and nine stitches on my Frankenstein temple,

and now need a small thing looks

like a tiny pinecone zapped.

My forehead hairline is a desert that will

now have a frozen oasis. I’m told everyone

in Florida has skin cancer—get over it.

 

Rolling my tongue,

like a snake curling through smooth rocks,

over crowns on three molars,

all capped in the last 9 months.

My teeth are crumbling like my joints.

Gel shots in both knees

as soon as this skin thing is over,

should keep me walking until Christmas.

 

I do Wordle and Soduko every morning,

not to be competitive with Dee,

or for the acceleration of getting, it in two,

but as a gauge, an alarm, I hope will go off,

will register, wake me to coming dementia,

when I can’t properly place vowels,

the numbers, and then the words

like I’m attempting to put together now.



Craig Kirchner thinks of poetry as hobo art, loves storytelling and the aesthetics of the paper and pen. He has had two poems nominated for the Pushcart, and has a book of poetry, Roomful of Navels. After a writing hiatus he was recently published in Decadent Review,  Wild Violet, Last Leaves, Literary Heist, Ariel Chart, Cape Magazine, Flora Fiction, Young Ravens, Chiron Review, Yellow Mama, Valiant Scribe and several dozen other journals.

Cindy Rosmus originally hails from the Ironbound section of Newark, NJ, once voted the “unfriendliest city on the planet.” She talks like Anybodys from West Side Story and everybody from Saturday Night Fever. Her noir/horror/bizarro stories have been published in the coolest places, such as Shotgun HoneyMegazineDark DossierThe Rye Whiskey Review, Under the Bleachers, and Rock and a Hard Place. She is the editor/art director of Yellow Mama. She’s published seven collections of short stories. Cindy is a Gemini, a Christian, and an animal rights advocate. She has recently branched out into photo illustration.

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