Pick Up
by Zvi A. Sesling
Harvey
used to get his kicks by going to rock concerts and copping feels from stoned girls.
Sometimes he would pick up one, take her home, screw her, and get her out before
she knew who he was or what they had done. Harvey would tell himself, There must be
a thousand girls having sex in town tonight, probably ten thousand in the whole
state; millions in the country. All those rear ends moving up and down. All that moaning
and wiggling. Sometimes he wondered why all those women were having sex with someone else
and he had to drag a druggie home and get her out of here before she knew who he was.
Harvey thought, What if I knocked her up? I don’t want her to know
who I am. I really don’t.
The angry whistle of the teakettle snapped Harvey back to reality. He remembered
that not being able to laugh at himself meant he couldn’t look at anything objectively.
But this was not a laughing matter, and he could look at his situation objectively and
he knew what to do.
Last night the girl woke up. She screamed. She made a scene. She said she’d
call the police. He could not let that happen. He knew if he went to prison, he’d
be some brute’s bride.
Harvey knew what to do.
First, he sat on her and strangled her. Then, he stuck the pillow over her face to make
sure she was dead. He felt for a pulse and felt none. Then he went into the bathroom and
ripped the shower curtain down and wrapped her in it. Then he carried her to the service
elevator and down to the basement and out to the back of the apartment building while everyone
was still sleeping. Finally, he hoisted her into the building’s dumpster.
The problem Harvey had was that there was a garbage
strike in progress. A garbage strike in New York during an August heat wave leaves a dumpster
smelling like a whore’s unshaven armpits after running a marathon.
Back where
the dumpster was located, it became very unpleasant to go to one’s car or return.
Since Harvey did not have a car, he did not realize the smell, which also attracted rats,
cockroaches, and other vermin. That led the building’s superintendent to bring his
pickup truck to the alley. Wearing a mask against the smell, he opened the top of the dumpster
and looked in.
When the police arrived, they made short work of the investigation. They found traces
of the shower curtain that had scraped off on the dumpster’s top when Harvey was
disposing of the body.
Then they found more scrapings
against the door leading to the alley. There were additional particles at the elevator
door. Then, stopping at each floor, they finally arrived at the sixth, where more pieces
of the curtain were adhered to the elevator door. The police then checked each door until
they came to Harvey’s. They knocked.
“Who’s there?”
“Police. We need to talk to you.”
Harvey opened the door.
A sergeant who resembled a linebacker said, “Your name, sir.”
“Harvey
McElroy.”
“You live here?”
“Yes. Is there a problem?”
“May we come in?”
Harvey’s face flushed with a pink tinge. “Don’t you need a search
warrant, or something?”
“We do, but you can save a lot of time and trouble by cooperating with us.”
Harvey
capitulated and let them in. Two of the police went to the bathroom, where they found more
plastic shower curtain particles which they collected and placed in a small plastic bag.
“Looks
like you’ve been having a bit of exercise,” the sergeant said sarcastically.”
“Exercise?”
Harvey asked meekly.
“Weight lifting. Human weight.”
“I-I-I d-don’t know what you mean,” Harvey stuttered.
“I’m
sure you don’t, Mr. McElroy,” the sergeant said, “but I am sure one of
the detectives down at homicide can help you figure it all out.”
Zvi A. Sesling, Brookline, MA Poet Laureate (2017-2020), has published numerous
poems and flash/micro fiction and won international prizes. A five-time Pushcart Prize
nominee, he has published four volumes and three chapbooks of poetry. His flash fiction
book is Secret Behind the Gate. He lives in Brookline, MA. with his wife
Susan J. Dechter.