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Jake Sheff: The Baths of Budapest

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Art by Bernice Holtzman © 2024

The Baths of Budapest

 

by Jake Sheff

 

The Buda hills are happily depressed

above the Danube, as the Danube

wags along beneath Margaret Bridge

like a cautionary tale. The Danube

censures neo-Gothic architecture,

which ensures it wages passive war.

Above all, the Danube drowns

the past, and fills its mouth with mud,

until it spits the present out. In Pest—

completely flat, completely

therapeutic—spas divide the soul.

Thermal notes from underground

massage the chessboards as they

chat with old men. In red Speedos,

with fat emotions, old men sweat

out their intrusive, monosyllabic

thoughts. Sweating verve—drops

of verdant verbs, like dying

Turkish tiles in the ornate palaces

maintain a terribly unharmed point

of view. Echoes turn their faces to

the palace walls. The sunbathers

brainwash their scatterbrained

colossus, in case midnight comes

to a screeching halt, or morning

shrieks. The steam room’s stupid

capstone corroborates the crashing

lullaby of the outdoor fountain, as

the healing waters swim laps with

memories of St. John’s knights.

Somehow, the mist trampled trust

issues in the mud. Our friendship’s life

expectancy voted with its feet; in

fact, was feet personified: we dunked it

in a tank of Garra rufa fish, to feed

them silver scraps of dead skin, in-

tolerance and satisfying explanations.

(“Funny blades nibble fictions,”

you said.) The smoke and smack of

looks back is some kind of joke to wave

pools. Twice blessed, the whirlpools’

jets refuse to freeze. The cold plunge

pool and café beers, from the first,

perfect a frost, but let the lady-killers

win. “It’s better than the best!” they cry

into a silver sky. Not overthinking

our day and age, the Danube moves

wet snow west now and then. Private

triumphs burn up contradictions,

like those saunas: like a cigarette.

It was then that our laughter’s blood

became solid mud with a defective

heart. Why the Danube blew you out

of town, blew you back and out again

without a call, is anybody’s bluest

guess. What about the Danube’s song?

Nobody’s wrong or safe inside it! Why

these eastern feelings trample my

western half is what a dignitary soaks

in phony false imprisonment to ask.




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Art by Bernice Holtzman © 2024

Jake Sheff is a pediatrician and veteran of the U.S. Air Force. He's married with a daughter and a crazy bulldog. Poems and short stories of Jake’s have been published widely. A full-length collection of formal poetry, A Kiss to Betray the Universe, is available from White Violet Press. He also has two chapbooks: Looting Versailles (Alabaster Leaves Publishing) and The Rites of Tires (SurVision).

Bernice Holtzman’s paintings and collages have appeared in shows at various venues in Manhattan, including the Back Fence in Greenwich Village, the Producer’s Club, the Black Door Gallery on W. 26th St., and one other place she can’t remember, but it was in a basement, and she was well received. She is the Assistant Art Director for Yellow Mama.

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