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WEN DA DEVIL SMILES

 

by Joe Balaz

 

 

 

I forgot       to pay attention to da road marker.



I forgot       visual images are transferable.

 

I forgot       dat I wuz going somewheah.

 

I forgot       every destination is just wun station.

 

I forgot       da silver lining is colorless in its dormancy.

 

I forgot       bad tings only happen wen da devil smiles.

 

I forgot       not to consume grass on da highway.

 

I forgot       da herd stampedes wit titanium hooves.

 

I forgot       objects get mangled on impact.

 

I forgot       wat da paramedic wuz telling me.

 

I forgot       spiraling like wun broken airplane.

 

I forgot       da feel of da emergency room.

 

I forgot       dat I wuzn’t wun cloud.

 

I forgot       to take anadah breath.

 

I forgot       da pitchfork stuck in my throat.

 

I forgot       to open my eyes.

 

I forgot       to see da big red stop sign.

 

 

GAMBLE IN DA JUNGLE

 

by Joe Balaz

 

 

Get wun grip and leap, baby,

and swing like Tarzan through da trees.

 

Five will get you ten

wun wild creature not going leave you hanging.

 

 

Wish foa three cherries

and wun big jackpot

 

cause it’s all wun adventure

in da risky romance play

 

wen serendipitous chance

is mixed wit emotions.

 

 

Ride dat passionate tiger

and place wun wager on da thrill.

 

Nevahmind da claws

hidden in da cards.

 

 

Change partners if you must

just like slot machines

 

and look at how dat great ape stares at you

wit two eyes spinning like roulette wheels.

 

 

Dere’s wun whole stack of chips

in da sparkle of desire.

 

Pull it in or pay it out

as all da monkeys start grabbing da vines.

 

 

Ace or joker on da top of da deck. 

Somebody new is spying you through da leaves.

 

It’s either predator or prey

 

so get anadah grip and leap, baby,

and answer all da tom-toms in your heart.




TOFU VAGINA

 

by Joe Balaz

 

 

People go to places

dat dey no like admit to.

 

Maybe it just comes down

to stimulation.

 

 

Dats da driving force

of course

 

but as to how da mind

achieves dat pleasurable tingle

 

is anadah ting all togettah.

 

 

Kinky is wun subjective term.

It’s like wun outpost on wun far border—

 

you can visit it

from time to time

 

and look out ovah da vast territory

of human carnal complexity.

 

 

Inventiveness

and innovation abounds

 

in da big organ

wit big ideas

 

being carried around

on wun willing body.

 

 

Gary flipped da light switch

 

and felt around in da dark

foa his molded soy creation

 

dat wuz lying on wun towel

on top of his mattress.

 

 

Call it flaky or bizzare

or out of touch weirdness.

 

 

In wun brain

 

dat doesn’t even give it

wun second taught

 

it’s just anadah avenue

to wun impulsive sensation.


 

 

HARLEY CARESS

 

by Joe Balaz

 

 

I’ve nevah seen one of her movies

 

but I tink I know

wat da action scenes look like.

 

 

Her face is just as sexy

as da one on da DVD picture online.

 

Da only difference

is dat she’s not wearing red lipstick

 

and she doesn’t have

dat same frizzy hairdo.

 

 

I checked da photo out

on my computer

 

so I could identify her

 

cause my neighbor

in my apartment building

 

said dat she frequented

da corner pizzeria.

 

 

I don’t even know

why I’m sitting heah

 

two tables away from her

watching her eat.

 

She no can see my quick glances

 

dat make me feel

like I’m looking through wun keyhole.

 

 

I swear

 

I’m not into pornographic pepperoni

or extra sleazy cheese

 

but I seem to be confusing myself

cause I kannot take my eyes off of her.

 

 

I imagine da room going dark

 

and da ghost of her cinematic exploits

materializing in frantic gyrations

 

on da wall behind her.

 

 

I don’t tink I’m stalking—

I don’t even know her.

 

 

Harley Caress

takes wun sip of her soft drink

 

as she finishes her slice.

 

 

Sliding da slender strap

of her purse ovah her shoulder

 

she stands

and den walks seductively

 

out da glass door.

 

 

I haven’t felt dis way

since I wuz wun teenager

 

watching my first X-rated flick.   

 

 

Risqué thrills                                                                                                                                  

and tantalizing frills—

 

looks like

dis sexual fantasy ting

 

is wun lifetime gig.



SKINNY DENDRIX


 


by Joe Balaz


 


 


Waiting foa da bus


I saw him wit his ukulele


 


like I did several times before


strumming and singing


watevah tune did came into his head.


 


Aftah awhile his musical repertoire


simply blended into da din of da city


until he broke out wit da title song


of wun popular psychedelic album


                                                      


from da late 60s.


I wuz struck by his selection


in regards to his situation.         


Wishing foa coins


to drop into wun empty coffee can


 


dis old black dude


as thin as wun toothpick


 


suddenly became profound


as he sang line foa line


 


words dat seemed to justify


how he had become so experienced.  


Da circumstantial irony


wuz like da pivotal lines


in some film writer’s screenplay.


                                                                                                                                                Drifting through my brain


like wun purple-colored haze


 


Skinny Dentrix


unknowingly stoked my curiosity


 


and made me stop and wonder


how his life had really been.










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