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Yellow Mama Archives
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Jack D.
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Alcoholic Thoughts
by Jack D.
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Well,
it’s
morning,
somewhere.
One
good puke.
Two
watery shits,
and
I’m good to go.
Why
is it
everything
I like’s
either
illegal,
immoral,
or
just plain bad
for
my health?
Breakfast.
What
does
it mean?
Do
I break
to
fast,
or
try
to eat?
One
iced
beer
and
two Snickers bars.
If
I were to put my bed
in
the parlor,
and
the
kitchen table
in
my bedroom,
where
would
I sleep?
Passed
out in the gutter?
The
I.C.U. ward
of
the hospital?
The
local jail
or
cathouse?
What
is a room?
A
place to live:
A
“living” room.
You
don’t
want to be
in
a
“dead” room
(Think
about it.)
that’s
called a “parlor,”
as
in
“funeral.”
Don’t
think
about it.
Jack D. loves his iced beer and pet Pomeranian. His favorite movie is Barfly (No kidding!).
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