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The
Hard Man Lester L. Weil He was a hard man. The coal mine had made him hard while still a teenager. The
WWI trenches had made him harder yet. His daddy and uncles were also hard men. Coal miner hard. But the coal gas explosion
took many a hard man that day. One hundred and thirty-seven out of one hundred sixty-eight
died on that day. And the hard man mourned
his daddy, uncles, and neighbors. * * * When Hunter Brothers
Coal decided not to reopen the mine, he packed his sisters and mother into an old Model
T and took them west to her folks over in Bell County. He headed further west toward Russell
County where Hunter Brothers Coal had two more mines, for he meant to hold them accountable
for his daddy and uncles. Cutting corners on safety was common practice and usually only
the miners paid the price. He figured it was time the owners paid as well. Driving along the dark county road, he made a mental list
of what he needed. Up ahead shone the lights of a roadhouse doing a good business on a
Friday night. He turned in and sat in the poorly lit parking lot, surveying the cars, watching
people come and go, looking for anything on his list. A half hour later a Model A cop car
with a star on the door pulled in and the driver went inside. Looking around, he found
a rock, the largest that he could still get his hand around, and climbed into the back
seat. He settled down on the floor to wait. There was no love lost between the hard man
and lawmen. They always sided with the owners over miners. After a couple hours he began to doze but started awake at
the sound of the door opening. As the driver settled into his seat, the hard man rose and
struck the man’s temple a savage blow. Pushing the unconscious man aside, he started
the car and drove down the road until finding a side road to pull into. He dragged the
still unconscious lawman deep into the woods. After tying him with his shoelaces and
belt, the hard man cut off the lawman’s shirt, using it to secure his neck to a tree.
He
drove back to his Model T, took off the plates, and left the key in the ignition. Someone
would sooner or later make it disappear. After taking time to splash muddy water to obscure
the star on the door, he drove the cop car west toward Russell County. He figured he had
at least eight hours before the lawman was discovered, time enough to get into Russell
County and find a place to hide the car. In one action he had obtained three things off his mental list:
a badge, a revolver, and a car appropriate for a police officer. Also some much needed
cash. Tomorrow he would find a place to stay
and buy a decent black suit and hat. Later he just needed to steal a good but
inconspicuous car for his getaway. No hurry, it was five days till payday. * * * On
Thursday evening just after dark, Mrs. Kenneth Hunter answered the door to find a man holding
a badge and asking for her husband. In the drive she saw a black car with a star on the
door. “Kenny,” she called to
her husband and hurried back to Jack Benny on the radio. Hunter
came to the door in shirtsleeves holding the evening paper. “Sorry
to bother you sir,” holding up the badge, “but there’s a problem at the mine. Could
you please come with me.” “What
kind of trouble?” “I’ll explain
everything in the car. Do you want to get your coat?” to deflect any more questions. “Yeah. I’ll be right back.” In the car on the way to the mine, he told Hunter he was from
the state police and they had information about a robbery planned for tomorrow morning.
He had been sent here to help the locals. “But I have the usual Pinkerton payroll guards there tonight and tomorrow.” “I know, but we also want to post some of our own men
and we need to plan everything tonight. When we get there, could you ask the Pinkertons
to come with us into the office.” The hard man hated Pinkertons. Whenever there was any labor unrest or strike,
Pinkertons, or like goons, were sent in against the miners. He hated their brutal tactics
that were always sanctioned and protected by the local law. The hard man carried a scar
on his forehead thanks to a Pinkerton thug. When
they arrived at the mine the hard man held back as Hunter talked to the guards. Unlocking
the office, Hunter entered with the guards while the hard man followed behind, taking the
revolver from his pocket. He shot the nearest Pinkerton in the head and the other guard
had only started to turn before he was also shot. Hunter cowered against his desk while
the hard man shot the guards again, making sure. The hard man turned to Hunter. “How many miners died at Hunter
Mine #3?” Hunter only stammered and did not answer. “One hundred and thirty-seven.
One hundred and thirty-seven. Think about that while you open the safe and take out the
payroll for Mine #1 and #2.” When the hard man had the money, he asked Hunter, “How many died at Hunter
#3?” Hunter only got to “One hundred and thirty-sev…” before the
hard man shot him in the face. * * *
As the hard man crossed the Mississippi River in the glow of the dawn sky, he thought about
a warmer California sun. After a year when things quieted down he’d come back for
the other brother. But in the meantime, he’d enjoy the warm sun and plan out his
new profession, a profession where a hard man feels right at home.
Did I Ever Tell You About the Time… by Lester
L. Weil “Hey,
Sheila. Couple more Dos Equis. Dave here's still dry.” As she brings the bottles,
“You know what Sheila means down in Australia, don't you?” “Yeah,
Sam. It means I don't watch Australian movies,” as she turns away. “Guess Sheila's having a bad night,” said Sam.
“But as I was sayin', kids today are getting dumber and dumber.” “Yeah,”
adds Dave. “I asked my grandson the other day who JFK was. The kid thinks he owns
an airport.” “And
all they know about guns is what they see in movies and on TV, which is apparently made
by people as ignorant as they are. For instance, see my latest acquisition,” pulling
up his shirt to reveal a big army .45 auto stuck in his belt. “Another
Colt 1911, how many does that make now, four?” “Yeah,
but this'n has a nice history. I'm driving back from San Antonio the other day and it's
'bout to rain—sky's black as sin—and I see this kid with his thumb out. So
I take pity and pick him up. We go about a mile, and he pulls out this big Colt, holding
it sideways like the movie idiots. Tells me to pull over. “So I
pull over and look at him holding this Colt that's way too big for his hands. He says to
give him my wallet, so I reach in my pocket and pull out my little .25 Beretta instead.
He gets a little nervous and says he ain't scared of that puny li'l thing 'cause 'his is
bigger'. “So I
tell'm that what I have is a gun and what he has might as well be a club, and he says,
'Whadda ya mean?', and I say you can't fire that until you cock it and I can shoot you
five times before you can do that. 'Wadda ya mean?', he says, 'this's a automatic, all
I have to do is pull the trigger.' I tell you, the ignorance of kids these days. “So I
patiently explain that the Colt he has is semi-automatic after the first shot, but because
it's single action, it has to be cocked before the first shot. He just looks confused.
So I grab it out of his hand, pull back the slide far enough to see there's no bullet chambered,
cock it, and put the safety on and give it back to him. I love to fuck with ignorant kids.
'So shoot it now,' I say, 'c'mon, shoot me,' and he actually tries to pull the trigger,
but of course he can't, 'cause the safety's on. 'Then
I say, 'Did you rack to slide to chamber a bullet?', and he's still confused. He has not
one clue about how the thing operates. 'You have to pull the slide back to chamber a bullet,
go ahead—like they do on TV.' And he tries, pulls hard as he can, but of course he
can't, because the safety's on. I'm having so much fun with this kid, I have to stifle
a laugh. “So I
grab it again, drop the magazine, and show him it has bullets in it. I flick off the safety
and rack the slide, showing him the round being chambered. I flick on the safety, 'cause
I don't want to shoot the kid accidentally and then point it at his head. 'Now it's ready
to fire and all I have to do is pull the trigger,' I say. The kid's shitting himself, and
he reaches behind him for the door handle and falls out the truck backwards. I leave him
there by the side of the road in the mud and pourin' rain, one dumb, unhappy kid.” By now
Dave is laughing his ass off. Sam
smiles. “Did I ever tell you about the time . . .” Lester L Weil is an ex-professional
bassoonist, ex-professor, ex-custom furniture builder, ex-house builder, ex magazine editor.
He is retired in Arizona near the Mexico border.
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