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Little Words By Shari Held Go
away. Leave me alone. Heart pounding, mind racing, I dash down
the stairs and out the door, dodging discarded beer cans, rusted trikes, and a broken chair. But my mind can’t escape the thoughts that barge in. It’s
all your fault. You know you deserve it. The kinder, gentler part of my psyche
whispers softly. Don’t listen to her. It’s not your fault. Escape! I
cover my ears with my hands. Stop. Please stop. I sink to the sidewalk, my body
rocking back and forth, eyes scrunched closed – as if that would make me invisible. Two parts of my brain are at war and I’m going to explode. I sense Antoine drawing closer. He’s found me. “Hey, whatcha think you’re doing out here? I didn’t
say you could leave, did I?” My body tenses, clenches,
waiting for the blow I know will come. With the first kick of his steel-toe boots, I curl
into a fetal position, arms wrapped around my head, my body morphing into a five-foot-two-inch
shock absorber. “Go ahead, scream. You know I like
it when you scream.” I bite my lip. Fear intensifies the beatings.
I’ve learned that lesson well. I shut down as his kicks alternate with curses. From
afar, I hear myself laugh. Or maybe I just imagine it. In the white-picket-fence neighborhood
I grew up in, someone would have called the police. The grad students community I’d
left three months ago would have intervened. I now count
heroin addicts, pushers, and criminals as my neighbors. Antoine could pull a gun and blow
my head off and no one would give him a second look. He
yanks me by the hair and peels me from the sidewalk. Some guys in a flashy car, music blaring,
pull up beside us. “Hey, Antoine, get in. It’s party time.” He flashes a smile at them. Eager for the drug rush. The party girls.
The thrill of danger. He shoves me toward the apartment. “I’ll deal with you
when I get back.” I breathe a sigh of relief as
I stagger across the cracked sidewalk toward our cockroach-infested tenement
house. I pass a storefront and see a reflection I don’t recognize. Who is this dull-haired
person staring back at me with vacant eyes? I scurry along faster. My thoughts focus on
the bottle of Jack Daniels I’d snitched when Antoine and his friends were shooting
up at our place. A one-way ticket to oblivion. When I arrive, I pull the bottle
from beneath a pile of dirty laundry. My hand shakes. Not sure if it’s from fear
or in anticipation of the whiskey. I unscrew the cap and take a swig, not caring about
its sting. I jump when someone bangs on the door. “Coming,” I call as I scramble to recap the bottle and return
it to its hiding place. It’s probably Suzy, one of the other junkie ‘wives.’
She’d befriended me when I moved in with Antoine. If it weren’t for her, I’d
probably be dead. “I thought I saw you come in,” Suzy
says. “You look like hell, girl. Antoine been beating on you again?” I try to
think of a wisecrack, but nothing comes out. I shake so hard it must look as if I’m
having an epileptic fit. With no warning, I puke all over the floor, barely missing
Antoine’s Nikes. I’ll have to check them carefully when I clean up. One speck
of vomit and he’ll smack me across the room. “Sorry about that. I didn’t
get any on you, did I?” She inspects her shoes. “Nope.
You got good aim, girl.” Suzy never calls me Glory, my
real name. She informed me Antoine didn’t want anyone using my given name. He’d
be the one to name me. I guess he hadn’t yet decided on one, although he’d
tried out stupid, worthless piece of ass, and shit-for-brains. Those were the nicer ones. Suzy belongs to Big Fred. She brags about how nice he treats her. Most
of the time, anyway. He gives her drugs without making her pull tricks. She takes a white
packet out of her pocket and pours a line on the coffee table. “Want some?”
she asks. Did I? It would be so easy to give in.
To slide into that lifestyle. They say everyone has a line they won’t cross. I’d
found mine. I may be an alcoholic, but, by God, I’m no junkie. “Nah.
Not my thing.” She just laughs. “One of these days
I’m going to get you to try it, babe. It helps with the pain. You sure?” I
nod and watch as she snorts the coke. She reminds me of Rebecca, my grad school roommate.
Rebecca was funny, sweet, brilliant – with a penchant for walking on the wild side.
It was Rebecca who introduced me to Antoine. Then, one night at a party she snorted
some bad coke and ended up with a brain bleed. She didn’t survive. Still,
it’s tempting. My body aches with a fierceness the alcohol can’t begin to ease.
But no matter how badly I need it, I dare not drink in front of Suzy. She’s my only
friend here, but she could be a plant. I’m not so far gone I don’t realize
that. Antoine could be supplying her with coke in exchange for spying on me. All that stuff
about Big Fred being her source was probably so much bunk. In this hellhole, no one
was nice to anyone without getting something in return. Suzy turns up the volume on the
radio and begins dancing to Jay Z’s ‘Can’t Knock the Hustle.’ She dances around
me, making me dizzy, then grabs my hands and strongarms me into joining her. I wince and
double over, glad I’ve already puked my guts out. “Sorry,
babe. I forgot.” She pulls up my tank top, exposing what I suspect is a maze of bruises
tattooing my back. “Not bad,” she says. “I’ve seen worse.” Anger surges out of every pore in my body.
I could kick in her teeth. Shove her down the stairs. But why should I get angry with her?
It’s probably what I’ll tell myself when I look in the mirror. I slump to the
floor. Suzy drops to the sofa and prepares to snort
another line. Instead, she walks over to the cooler, pulls out a beer, and pops the top.
She offers it to me after she’s had a swig. Then she grabs the last two cans. “Put
these on your back. It’ll help with the swelling and bruising.” I don’t move. She takes it as consent and places them on me. “So, how’d you and Antoine get together?” “Just bad luck, I reckon,” I say, shrugging my shoulders
and emitting a noise that sounds like a chicken squawk. She doesn’t
laugh at my feeble joke. Instead, a frown spreads across her face. “You shouldn’t
talk like that. Antoine’s one pretty cool dude. I wouldn’t mind it if he did
me every once in a while.” She snorts the line of coke, then tosses everything in
her bag. “Well, I’d better skedaddle. See ‘ya.” My shoulders drop a notch when she leaves. I
clean up the mess I’d made, then head to the bedroom to retrieve my Jack Daniels. That soft voice inside me whispers. Don’t do this. Fight the
urge. You can do it. “Nice pep talk, but you’re
wasting your time on me.” I grab the bottle from the
bottom of the pile. A pair of Antoine’s underwear rings its neck. I start to sob.
My critical voice picks this low point to join the conversation. You’re a worthless drunk. Go ahead. Medicate yourself with the
entire bottle. Antoine will beat you senseless when he gets home. That’s what you
really want. Isn’t it? That voice
has haunted me ever since my fourteen-year-old sister went missing. It was a week before
they found Ellie’s remains. She’d been raped, beaten, and left to die in a
ditch near Galena. “Oh, Ellie, I’m so
sorry. I should have taken you home like you asked me to, instead of staying at the
baseball game to watch Tommy Butters at bat. I saw you get in that red pickup truck. I
should have raised the alarm then, but I didn’t. And later, after you didn’t
come home, I was afraid I’d get in trouble. If only I’d said something then,
maybe you’d still be here. Please forgive me.” When I’d finally gathered
the nerve to tell my parents what I’d done, they’d been loving and supportive.
That only made it worse. I cry so hard and long it’s
hard to imagine there’s a drop of moisture left anywhere in my body. This is the
first time I’d allowed myself a good cry over Ellie. My tears open the floodgates
to an epiphany: Antoine is my punishment. I’d engineered a way for my soul to grovel
in purgatory. A slow death. Booze, beatings, and rough sex. You’re
getting exactly what you deserve. You’re right where you want to be. Am I? Ellie wouldn’t want this for me. Neither would my parents.
I thought I deserved it, but do I? Get out
of here. Escape. Go now, while he’s gone. Did
I think that or say it aloud? It doesn’t matter. I don’t move. I don’t
know how long I sat there. Hours maybe. When I stand, my muscles are stiff and my back
feels as if a two-ton elephant had used it for football practice. I grasp the Jack Daniels
bottle tighter. Take a sip. One won’t
hurt. It’ll make you feel better. The hair
on the back of my neck stands to attention and my heart free-falls to the bottom of my
gut. Steel-toe boots are stomping up the stairs. And from the sound of it, we’ve
got company. Time to play the good little wifie. Antoine grabs me and plants a big, juicy kiss on my lips, as he runs
his hand up my tank top to fondle my breasts. Pretending he hadn’t beaten me hours
ago. I smile and act as if I enjoy it so he can be a big man in front of his friends. He gives me one last kiss and pushes me toward the kitchen. “Hey,
pass around those Buds in the cooler.” “Babe, we don’t have enough to
go round,” I say, hoping he won’t belt me and turn the whole scene nasty. But
he’s in a frisky mood. The party must have been good. He
slides some bills down my underwear. “Here, take this and get us some cold ones at
Chad’s.” Then he slaps me on the ass and says something to Red. I fly down the stairs, despite my bruised body. As I reach the street,
a red pickup turns the corner. Is
that Ellie in the passenger seat? My heart
jumps. When a city bus pulls up at the stop next to the truck, I climb onboard without
a second thought. “Please, God, give me a second chance to rescue her.” I ride
the bus to the end of the line, then stumble out. The red pickup slowly turns the
corner in front of me at the light. There’s no one in the passenger
seat. I slowly come down to reality. Ellie’s
never coming back. It’s too late for her. But maybe not for me. Through blurred eyesight,
I see a bookstore, a Safe Place sign in its window. I wipe my eyes and stagger in and ask
to use their phone. With trembling hands and voice, I say the
two little words I know have the power to save me. “Hello, Mom?”
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SPREE By Shari Held It
was the third week in December and Alice Anne Pritchard had marked off all the names on
her Christmas shopping list—except for one. Her boyfriend Scott. They’d been
together for two Christmases now and her presents had never pleased him. He’d politely
gifted her with a little half-smile and bussed her cheek, then put her present away
never to be seen again. She’d uncovered the
sweater she’d given him their first Christmas together in the bottom of his Goodwill
donation box. Still in the box. At least he’d kept the hand-cut, Baccaret tumblers
from their second Christmas, although he'd stashed them in the back of the cabinet above
his Sub Zero. Obviously, she was the worst
Christmas gifter ever. This year she wanted nothing more than to come up with the best
present ever for Scott. Because this year, she was expecting her gift from him to be a
sparkling diamond engagement ring. Late that Friday evening,
after her second margarita, she came up with the perfect solution. She’d ask Scott
to help her select presents for a couple guys from the office, while, in reality,
he’d be picking out his own presents. That way she’d be sure to give him exactly
what he wanted. She was so proud of her no-fail solution she celebrated with another margarita. # It hadn’t been easy convincing
Scott to accompany her to Nordstrom’s. She’d wheedled and cajoled and finally
he’d consented—after she agreed to pick up the tab at Maggiano’s afterwards. He
stood at the front of the Men’s Department, his foot tapping the shiny porcelain
floor. “So, let’s get this show on the road. Who’s first?” “Frank,
my cube mate. I thought I’d get him a nice pair
of leather gloves. The kind he can use with his iPhone.” She
spied the perfect pair on a table display in the middle
of the aisle and picked them up. The gloves were buttery soft and would complement Scott’s
Matrix-style faux leather coat. She held them out to him. “Here, you and Frank probably
wear the same size. Try these on.” Scott
tried them on, and the fit was perfect. Alice
Anne smiled. One down, one to go. “Those
look great. Frank will love them.” “Not
so fast, now.” Scott rummaged through the sales
bin and pulled out a pair of red-and-black lumberjack-check knit gloves and tried them
on. “Here, these fit and they’ll be just the thing for Frank. Too bad they’re
the last pair. I wouldn’t mind having a pair of these myself.” He took them
off and held them out to her. Alice
Anne frowned. This pair of gloves didn’t look
anything like what she’d seen Scott wear. Clearly, she didn’t have a bead on
Scott’s tastes. “Well, if you say so. I would never have thought of these.
It’s a good thing I have you here to help me.” She took the gloves from him,
purchased them, and put them in the Santa Claus shopping bag she’d knitted for the
holiday season. Next stop was the sweater
displays. “This is for my boss, Kevin. I think a classy, plush sweater would be appropriate
for him.” Alice Anne held up a striking argyle-print cashmere sweater in shades of
plum, green, and navy. “It’s a tad outside my budget, but isn’t it gorgeous?”
She stroked the sweater enjoying its softness. Scott took the
sweater and held it out in front of him. He studied it as if it were a piece of art and
he, a connoisseur. “You know, I don’t think Kevin’s an argyle kind of
guy. Men wear argyle to placate their mothers, girlfriends, or wives. Secretly most guys
abhor it. I know I do.” Scott headed to the Clearance
bin and scrounged through the cut-price collection of sweaters. He grabbed a misshapen,
turquoise cotton sweater, with a neon lime green stripe around the midsection, from the
bottom of the pile. “Here you go. I think we have a winner.” Alice
Anne shuddered. She wouldn’t give that sweater to Joe, the guy who’d stood
her up on Valentine’s Day years ago. “Are you sure? It’s a clearance
item and can’t be returned.” “Are you
kidding? It’s perfect. He’ll stand out wherever
he goes. What leader wouldn’t want a sweater like this? Besides, it’s the latest
sweater trend for men.” He raised his eyebrows and stared at her as if she were the
poorest excuse for a shopper ever. In
the Women’s Department, you’d never find
trendy, on-fashion items in the Clearance bin unless they were maybe a size two. But what
did she know about men’s fashions? She shrugged. “Okay, then. The turquoise
sweater it is.” She paid for the sweater and deposited it in her Santa Claus bag. Scott has the items he wants, so why don’t I feel good about it? Alice Anne thought
on the way to the restaurant. # After dropping Alice Anne off
at her apartment, Scott poured a Scotch and sat in his zero-gravity recliner, a
smug look on his face. He’d been perusing ideas to get Alice Anne to leave her job
at the ad agency. She was becoming entirely too chummy with pretty boy Frank. On the few
occasions when he’d picked her up at work, he’d seen the way Frank looked at
her when he thought no one was paying attention. Scott believed in heading off competition
before it could bite him in the butt. Alice Anne was his. The sooner Frank realized that,
the better. He took another sip of Scotch.
He’d give his faux Rolex to be there when Frank opened his Christmas package and
saw those lumberjack gloves. Only a kid would be caught dead in them. All Frank’s
thoughts of Alice Anne seeing him as a romantic interest would die. He smirked. That would
be the death knell for that one-sided budding romance. And
that horrible turquoise sweater. What a hoot. He could barely stand to pick it out of the
bin. Kevin was no slouch. He’d realize Alice Anne had gone all cut-rate on his present,
and that wouldn’t set well with him. Kevin would think twice about promoting Alice
Anne to the job she’d been pining for since the first of the year. In fact, that
sweater would pretty much guarantee she’d be passed over. Scott
chuckled at that thought. Later, when she cried on his
shoulder, he’d tell her she was too good for the agency. He’d lay it on thick
about how much he valued her and that she shouldn’t sell herself short. He’d
offer to hire her to come work for him three days a week. He threw back
the rest of his scotch. Alice Anne had no inkling she was a keeper and Scott was going
to keep it that way. No way was he going to let her stay at the agency. But would she
bite on a part-time job offer? Hey, it was Christmas. The
season to be merry and all that jazz. He should sweeten the pot. He knew she was expecting
an engagement ring. He’d been savoring that moment on Christmas Eve when she realized
she wouldn’t be getting it. The disappointment in her eyes would be fun to watch.
But he knew it was only a matter of time before he’d marry her. She was a looker
and sweet-natured, to boot. More importantly she thought he was perfect and did anything
to please him. What more could a man want? Might as well tie the knot now. That
ring was his ticket. Tomorrow, he’d visit a jeweler and pick out something suitable.
Something big and flashy that said ‘My guy’s successful.’ The ring was
a reflection on him, after all. # It
was the evening before Christmas Eve and Scott was soon due at Alice Anne’s apartment
for their private Christmas celebration. Tomorrow they’d dine with his parents at
an expensive restaurant overlooking the city’s Christmas tree. Christmas Day Scott
was going skiing and she would attend her family get-together. The
standing rib roast was resting, the scalloped potatoes and Brussel sprouts were in the
warming oven, the salad was chilling in the refrigerator, and Scott’s favorite Cheesecake
Factory dessert was in a box on the kitchen counter. All was ready. Alice
Anne primped in front of the hall mirror, smoothing hairs that weren’t out of place
and checking her teeth for lipstick for the third time in the last five minutes. The two
presents she’d bought for Scott were under her tree. Despite his praise of the items,
she had serious misgivings. In fact, she was beginning to have misgivings about their entire
relationship. She was tired of working so hard to prove herself, and for what? The proverbial
pat on the back. She’d always known she wasn’t exactly a perfect fit for Scott’s
lifestyle, that she didn’t measure up to his standards. But she’d given it
her best shot. Now she wasn’t sure why. Her
mind conjured up an image of Frank. He always had a
smile on his face and was easy to talk to. With Frank, she didn’t have to avoid certain
topics. He didn’t get offended if she didn’t accept what he said as gospel.
She didn’t have to second guess her every action based on his reaction. And it wasn’t
just Frank, although he was the one she spent the most time with. Wouldn’t it be
nice to have an uncomplicated relationship where she could be herself—where she could
smile, scowl, or giggle without recrimination instead of trying, and usually failing, to
be the person Scott wanted her to be? Her
doorbell chimed and she scurried to let Scott in. “Merry
Christmas,” he said as he entered, a bottle of
Moet & Chandon champagne in one hand, a small gift bag in the other. “Merry
Christmas, Scott.” He placed the gift bag under
the tree and handed her the bottle. “I thought we’d have a drink before we
eat. Maybe open presents?” Alice Anne’s
heart fluttered. The moment of truth. Would she find the ring she had been hoping for in
the small gift bag under the tree? Did she still want it? She
placed both packages for Scott on the couch between them. “Sure. Why don’t
you open yours first?” He opened the smaller box
first. His eyes opened wide and he looked at her as if he’d been bitten by a snapping
turtle. “What the heck? Is this some kind of sick joke?” It
was Alice Anne’s turn to look surprised. “What?
You don’t like the gloves?” “Of
course I don’t like the gloves. Only an eight-year-old
would like these gloves.” He slapped them back into the box. “But
you picked them out. You said you liked them.” “I
thought you were getting these for Frank.” Something
in Alice Anne snapped. “So they were good enough for Frank but not for you? And
when you said you’d like a pair just like them, you lied?” “Whoa.
You’re taking this way out of proportion. I was
selecting what I thought Frank would like. That’s all.” Alice
Anne’s burst of defiance fizzled out and she dropped her head to her chest. “You
know I was doing this because you’ve never been happy with the presents I’ve
given you. I wanted you to enjoy what I bought for you for a change.” She
sighed. “Did you even like the sweater you thought
was for Kevin? Or was all that talk about it being a trendy sweater, fit for a leader,
so much bunk?” Scott’s eyes focused on
the large box between them. “The turquoise sweater?” Alice
Anne smiled. Then she started laughing so hard tears streamed down her face. Scott
wasn’t laughing. Or smiling. He picked up the
small bag from under the tree and opened it to reveal a one-karat diamond surrounded by
tiny stones of every color of the rainbow. He plucked it from the box and held it under
her nose. “This is what I had for you. Then you had to spoil it all with your bargain-basement
gifts and your insubordinate behavior.” He pushed the ring back inside the box, dropped
the box in the bag, grabbed the half-empty bottle of champagne and his coat, and
left. Alice Anne was still laughing
when she called Frank. “Frank, I know it’s totally last minute, but I have a
terrific meal that I don’t want to go to waste. Think you can be here in half-an-hour?” # Scott returned to the jewelry
store as soon as the stores opened on December 26th. He dropped the ring box
on the counter and shoved it toward the jeweler as if it burned to the touch. “I want my money back.” He placed his receipt on the counter
next to it. The jeweler examined the ring
and the receipt, then pushed them back toward Scott. “Sorry, I can’t refund
your money. It was on sale, and all sales are final.” THE END
Billy’s
First Road Trip By Shari Held One hundred
miles. Just one hundred miles to the relative safety of a safe house in Ohio. I glance
in the back seat at my son fast asleep in his car seat, blissfully unaware of the drama
taking place. Am I doing the right thing? Could I have done something differently? Doesn’t
matter now. There’s no going back. I wonder how it ever got to this point. I should have confronted
you when things first turned ugly. Our relationship used to be sexy and fun. Your handcuffs
were an exciting turn-on, adding novelty to our sexual escapades. Even your cop’s
odd work schedule was a turn-on. I loved it when you’d sneak into bed in the early
hours of the morning and surprise me with a fast and furious round of pleasure. I enjoyed
being privy to the interesting details you entertained me with when you came home from
work. The ‘bereaved’ widow who was messing around with the next-door neighbor.
The man who shot his wife because she bought the wrong brand of butter. Juicy tidbits that
increased my popularity with my colleagues in talks around the water cooler. I’ll
never forget the day we decided to marry. We rushed to the altar like two giddy, starstruck
kids. The next few months were heaven. Then, your life at the department turned sour. You were demoted.
Your career on the skids. Bitterness accompanied you home. From then on you reveled in
describing the gorier aspects of your homicide cases. How the victims had been tortured.
How long it had taken them to die. How the weak deserved what they got. It alarmed me that
you condoned the behavior of the bad guys rather than showing pity for the victims. I
should have left you before Billy was conceived. I hoped his birth would mellow you. That
you’d revert to the person I’d once been so attracted to. I wanted you to love
him as much as I did. But
after Billy was born, your sadistic side took over. I’d come home to his raw staccato
cries. You hadn’t fed him or changed his dirty diapers. If I took you to task for
it, you stormed out and spent the evening at a bar with Jack Daniels. Then,
you introduced your gun and knife into our sex life. Without saying a word, you ran that
hard steel blade up my body while I was handcuffed to the bed. Every hair on my body stood
to attention. I didn’t dare move. You laughed when you took the gun from your holster,
put it to my forehead, and pulled the trigger. Later you said you knew it was an empty
chamber. But I wasn’t so sure. That was it. I had to protect myself and Billy. I
couldn’t report you. Fat chance your department would do anything about it—even
if they believed me. Cops close ranks on their own. Plus, there was the shame. Spousal
abuse. No one ever thinks it will happen to them. No one wants to admit it when it does. My
only recourse was to take Billy and run. After you left for work, I threw a couple changes
of clothes, juice boxes, and graham crackers in a duffel bag. Tossed Pooh Bear and my computer
in a Whole Foods bag. Filled the Subaru’s tank and withdrew the max allowed from
an ATM. Then we hit the highway, leaving our old life and you far behind. Although
we’re now hundreds of miles away, I still hear your voice in my head. Your shrill
laughter as you slid a knife down my chest, daring me to defy you so you could sink it
into my skin. I may succeed in leaving you, but will I ever be free from your voice, your
menacing laughter? Will the memories of what I became ever leave me? And how will I explain
everything to Billy? I
reach back and touch his tiny hand. This is all for him. Another hundred miles to the next
state. You have no jurisdiction there. And the people at the shelter will help us. But
we’ll never truly be safe unless you get knocked off in the line of duty. And God
forgive me, I pray for that every day. Our new home will be a fear-free
zone. A place of refuge rather than terror. That’s worth the risk I’m taking
now. My shoulders start to relax as I think about life without you. No insults. No debasement.
No threats. No danger. Sirens sound in the distance. Could they have found
us this fast? My heart sinks to the soles of my feet as the flashing lights race toward
us. I pull over. Billy awakens and shrieks at the strobe lights and high-pitched wails.
False
alarm. The caravan speeds by, and tears of relief overflow my eyes, travel down my face,
and dribble off my chin as we are left in inky silence once more. I drop my head to the
steering wheel and rock back and forth. My Jell-o knees tremble and I don’t trust
my ability to press my foot to the pedal. I turn to give Billy’s
little foot a reassuring squeeze and I’m relieved to see he’s asleep once again.
He’s too young to remember his first road trip. The night we escaped, leaving his
mother, Police Sergeant Teresa Merriweather, far behind. THE END
Voodoo Wedding By Shari Held Camilla
was running late for the bridesmaids’ night out, hosted by Isabel, her best friend.
She scurried down the narrow, winding street not far from the Voodoo Museum and the infamous
St. Louis Cemetery. Ah, there it was. Walking inside was
like entering another time or place. Heavy, patterned velvet in dark hues hung from the
walls and draped the tables. Wrought-iron wall sconces emitted a weak light. Flickering
candles, randomly placed throughout the room, made eerie patterns on the walls. Not Camilla’s
idea of a celebratory party, but it suited Isabel, the drama queen. Isabel grabbed her and gave her a hug, breaking the room’s
eerie vibe. She pointed toward the back of the room. “The bar is directly left of
the voodoo altar. You must check out the altar. It’s so creepy. So New Orleans!” Camilla poured a generous
glass of red wine at the bar and joined the others around the voodoo altar. It featured
an odd collection of photos, statues, skulls, bones, beads, and a live boa constrictor.
Camilla shivered involuntarily and took a step back. God, she hated snakes. Skulls and
bones didn’t do much for her either. In
the center of the room, Isabel clinked a spoon against her wine glass. “Okay, all
you Yankees! Forget the chicory coffee, beignets, and Crawfish Étouffée. You’re going
to get a taste of New Orleans you’ll never forget, right here. Tonight, you’re
going to partake of a southern tradition – the cake pull! Only, this one’s
voodoo style!” A spotlight
appeared on a three-tier cake. The black top and bottom layers were trimmed with white
skulls. The white middle layer was accented with drips of red “blood,” which
appeared to flow in the flickering candlelight. Wrapped around the tiers was a three-dimensional,
confectionary boa constrictor. Most everyone
squealed with delight over the spectacular, but unusual, selection for a bridesmaids’
cake. But Camilla felt like someone had grabbed her heart and given it a squeeze. A few
other bridesmaids were freaked out, too. “When
I call on you, grab one of the pearl handles at the bottom of the cake and pull it out
to reveal your charm,” Isabel said. “Madame Cadeau, a real voodoo priestess,
will tell your fortune based on the charm you receive.” That got everyone’s attention. Who doesn’t love having their
fortune told – by a voodoo priestess, no less. Camilla got caught up in the moment.
One by one the girls claimed their charms and heard their fortunes. Finally, it was Camilla’s
turn. She pulled on the pearl handle and held up her charm. She gasped and recoiled,
almost dropping her glass. It was a snake charm. Why
couldn’t I have gotten the heart or the money
bag? This is the one charm I didn’t want. So, of course, that’s what I got.
Just my luck. Isabel was
watching, so Camilla collected herself and pasted a smile on her face. “Come,
child. Let me see your gift,” said Madame Cadeau, who wore a colorful, flowing robe
and an elaborate updo decorated with large gemstones. Camilla held the charm by the pearl handle and handed it to Madame Cadeau.
Then, she gamely followed Madame Cadeau to the little table at the back of the room. Camilla knew her fortune couldn’t be good if a snake was involved.
She’d been traumatized by one when she was seven and spent years in therapy trying
to overcome her fear. She’d read that snakes represented rebirth, fertility, and
eternity – that they were good omens. Camilla didn’t buy it then. And she didn’t
buy it now. Madame
Cadeau sat and beckoned for Camilla to do the same. “Let’s begin, shall we?
Show me your hand.” Camilla
extended her hand and Madame Cadeau grasped it, her long red fingernails sharp as claws.
When she dropped the snake charm in the middle of Camilla’s palm, it felt cool and
slick. Although Camilla knew it was only her over-active imagination, the charm seemed
to slither along her bare skin. She pulled away, and the charm slipped to the floor. “No offense,” she
said. “But I find snakes terrifying.” Camilla rubbed her hands up and down her
arms. “Ah, many people do.
But there is nothing to fear. The snake is a good sign. This charm means you will be fertile,
a mother of several healthy babies. And this will all happen soon.” Camilla
almost snorted. Madame Cadeau had just proved herself to be a fake. Camilla would
never be fertile. Never be a mother. A severe case of endometriosis had seen to that. She gave Madame Cadeau a strangled little smile and got up. “Thank
you.” “You’re
welcome,” Madame Cadeau said. She smiled but her eyes bored through Camilla. “You
look a little pale. Here, have a piece of cake.” She thrust it toward Camilla. “I
know the woman who baked it. It’s to die for!” Camilla poured another glass of wine and ate the slice of cake. Madame
Cadeau was right, it was darn good cake. The carbs were doing their trick. She felt darned
near euphoric. Across
the room, Madame Cadeau caught Camilla’s eye. Her lips were moving as though she
were chanting. All at once, she abruptly turned away. What a strange woman. Camilla
joined the group around Isabel. Someone popped a bottle of champagne and the bridesmaids’
night out took on a more traditional flavor. Everyone laughed as they took turns
telling embarrassing stories about Isabel. The party was a huge success. # Eight
months later Camilla awoke in a
dim room that smelled of dank earth and an obscure musky scent. She cringed.
Where the hell was she? Her head felt fuzzy. Her stomach, nauseous. She moaned,
closed her eyes, and gasped for air while she tried to make sense of it all. The last thing
she remembered was arriving at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport. Obviously,
she’d never made it home to New York. Camilla tried to sit up, but something impeded
her progress. Her stomach. Her abdomen was swollen about six times its normal size. She pulled
up the gown she was wearing. The skin on her stomach was stretched so thin it was almost
translucent. No doubt about it. She was pregnant. Camilla
could hear her heartbeat pounding in her ears. She struggled to get upright. She had to
get out of here – wherever here was. She pulled herself
up, panting from the exertion. She was in a recessed area in the center of a sizeable room.
It looked like an old, deserted swimming pool. The floor was covered with what looked like
mulch, and she was bare-footed. The edges of the room were lined with glass aquariums.
Some were empty. Some contained snakes. Boa constrictors. While she was attempting to get her bearings and balance her body, Madame
Cadeau walked in. What
the heck? Am I hallucinating? Dreaming? “Ah, you’re awake,”
Madame Cadeau said, smiling. “Good. Today’s going to be your special day. Ayida
told me.” “Ayida?” “Ayida, the serpent god’s mate. Our voodoo mother figure.”
“Help me out of here,
will you? And what the heck am I doing back in New Orleans?” Madame
Cadeau ignored her questions. “You are Ayida’s surrogate.” Camilla felt the
bile rise in her throat. “What?” “Remember when I
predicted you would soon become a mother?” Camilla
nodded. “This is why. Ayida
chose you to be her surrogate.” “But that’s
not possible. I can’t conceive and carry a child.” Madame Cadeau looked at Camilla’s swollen belly. “Really?” Camilla’s breath was coming in short bursts now. Thoughts
flitting through her head as quickly as a TV recording on fast forward. “But how? Even if I were artificially inseminated, I’m
unable to get pregnant.” Madame
Cadeau chuckled. “Anything is possible with voodoo magic. The snake on the cake acted
as Ayida’s representative. It selected you to receive the snake charm. The slice
of cake I gave you contained the seed of Dumballah, the serpent god. Ayida’s consort.
Once it was inside you, the magic did the rest. Your destiny was sealed.” “But how did I end up here? Didn’t anybody look for
me? How long have I been here?” “You
were abducted at the airport eight months ago on your way back to New York. Remember the
young boy who sprayed you with perfume when you walked in? The perfume was drugged. Just
enough to make you woozy so his father could walk you to a waiting car and bring you here.
My niece dressed in your clothes and used your plane ticket to New York so no one would
tie your disappearance to New Orleans. As far as anyone knows, you’re just another
New York City missing person case.” Camilla whimpered.
“Let me go. Please! I won’t say anything. I promise.” “I
can’t do that. You’re almost due. We took
good care of you. Kept you sedated so you wouldn’t be uncomfortable or afraid. Fed
you nourishing broths. Now it’s time. The midwife will be here soon.” “What happens to me once I have the baby?” Camilla was
trembling so hard she was sure she’d vibrate the baby out before the midwife arrived.
Madame Cadeau looked the
other way. “That’s for Ayida to decide.” Camilla
was exhausted. She sank back down on the floor, too numb to feel the sharp edges of
the mulch. Surely, they didn’t expect her to have the baby here. They’d have to
move her to a more hygienic room. She’d conserve her strength and try to escape then.
The door once again opened,
and a small gray-haired woman arrived. Her neck was draped in large pendants with strange
markings on them. On one arm she wore bracelets of bone and shells. The other arm bore
a striking silver cuff in the shape of a serpent that curled around her wrist to her elbow.
The old woman pulled a small
vial from her bag, uncapped it, and motioned for Camilla to drink. Camilla shook her head.
Madame Cadeau grabbed her
arms. “Drink it, girl. It will help you in childbirth.” The old woman forced
it to her lips, giving Camilla no choice but to swallow. In
a minute, Camilla’s world went blurry as if she were viewing everything through a
thick fog. Camilla sensed, rather than felt, that she was being laid down on the
floor. When the old woman placed her hand on her stomach, Camilla could swear she felt
the snake bracelet writhe against her. She felt a sharp
labor pain and flinched. Madame Cadeau held her hand. “Breathe deeply, dear. It will
soon be over.” Camilla drifted
off. Her body was so warm and relaxed now, it felt as if she might be peeing herself. Then
a pain so overwhelming she felt she couldn’t bear it tore at her again and again.
Mercilessly. “Ah,” she heard
someone, who sounded as if she were speaking from the far end of a tunnel, say. “They’re
coming. They are lovely, Ayida.” Camilla watched
the birth through eyes that were beginning to glaze over. One by one the boa constrictors
burst free from her body. Each was about two feet long. They slithered away, happy to be
released from their human incubator. “See, dear. Didn’t
I say you’d be a mother soon? You just gave birth to ten healthy babes. Ayida thanks
you and releases you.” God, I hate snakes, Camilla thought before her eyes closed
one last time.
A DISH BEST SERVED COLD By Shari Held Quinn Elliott couldn’t remember
when he’d stopped loving his wife. He’d experienced no great “aha” moment to
mark the life-changing event. His marriage had gradually deteriorated like paint peeling
off an old barn door. While he’d been oblivious to the decline for years, once aware,
he became obsessed with the idea that Lillian had failed him. And failure wasn’t
acceptable. He’d
been the ultimate provider, rising to top management at a prestigious accounting firm.
His hard work had procured them a home in a ritzy gated community, paid for a matching
set of Mercedes, and garnered them entry into the city’s most exclusive country club. The only thing Lillian had brought to the marriage was Dolly, her opioid-addicted
sister who was always one step away from her final overdose. He’d never forgiven
Dolly for crashing his firm’s Christmas party when she was higher than a kite. Her
humiliating attempts to seduce every man in sight – including his boss – had
nearly earned him a pink slip. Quinn clenched his jaw. Divorce
was out of the question. He wasn’t going to be one of those sad-sack divorcés who
lived out of a suitcase in a shabby motel room while their exes wallowed in luxury. He’d
seen that happen to several guys at the club. If Lillian were awarded his house,
she’d probably share it with her druggie sister. It was
time to act – forge ahead and seize the life he deserved. Even if it meant Lillian had to die. But
how? He removed his Dior glasses and absentmindedly rubbed the bridge of his nose. He wasn’t
a hunter. No gun in their home to “accidently” go off. No swimming pool she
could conveniently fall into and drown. No elaborate spiral staircase she could trip on
and tumble to her death. He pursed his
lips around one tip of his glasses. He’d have to find another way to dispose of her.
One that didn’t implicate him. Preferably something quick and painless. He was a
considerate man, after all. But he’d go with whatever means he found. # Two weeks later, Quinn stumbled
upon the perfect solution. One of his clients, Pan in the Woods, a farm-to-table, upscale
restaurant owned by two celebrity chefs, was hosting his firm’s annual management
dinner. Quinn had arrived late and was placed at a small out-of-the-way table, near the
kitchen office, all by his lonesome. “Sorry for the inconvenience, Quinn,
but the banquet room is packed,” Chef Eldridge, Quinn’s closest friend, said. “They
surprised me with an extra ten guests at the last moment.” He nodded at the kitchen
office through the arched door. “I’m rehearsing for my latest episode of chef
training, but I’ll be done in five minutes – ten tops.” He snapped his
fingers and hailed a waiter. “Bring Mr. Elliott a cocktail of his choice, compliments
of the chef.” One wink and he was gone. While Quinn was relishing his sixteen-year-old
scotch, the CEO ambled up to the podium, tapped the microphone, arranged his notes, and
launched into a rerun of the speech he’d given last year and the year before. Quinn shifted his attention to the kitchen office and Chef Eldridge.
“Now, look closely,” the chef
said as he plucked a mushroom from a red bowl and held it toward his imaginary audience.
“This may look like the common puffballs in the blue bowl, but it’s amanita
phalloides, or Death Cap. Just one, I repeat, just one cap can snuff out an adult.”
He tossed the deadly fungi back into the red bowl. “The Grim Reaper won’t knock
at the poor SOB’s door until four to nine days later, but the autopsy will reveal
cause of death. . . and the timeline will lead the police to your restaurant. Mistake one
for the other in a culinary dish and your reputation as a chef will be as dead as your
customer.” Quinn was mesmerized. Before he could clean up, Chef Eldridge was called back to the kitchen.
For Quinn, the red bowl might as well have worn a sign that said, “take me.”
Quick as a cat, he slipped one of the deadly mushrooms in his jacket pocket. For good measure,
he helped himself to another. After the dinner, Quinn stopped
at an out-of-the-way grocery store and bought Ancient Grains artisan bread, a Cabot Creamery
cheddar, eggs, mushrooms, green pepper, and onion. Everything he’d need to make Lillian’s
favorite omelet. When he arrived home, he put away the groceries, placing the two special
mushrooms in his desk drawer before going to bed. The
next morning, he sneaked out of bed, being careful not to awaken Lillian, retrieved the
mushrooms from his den, and began preparing the fateful breakfast. Carefully he sliced
the mushrooms, washing the knife and cutting board in scalding hot water, adding a
splash of bleach for good measure. The omelet was cooking, the
bread toasting, and coffee brewing when Lillian walked through the door. “Good
morning, dear. I hope you won’t mind, but I decided to cook breakfast this morning.” Lillian’s mouth dropped open. A puzzled
expression flitted across her face. “No, no, I don’t mind at all. Is that omelet
for me?” She looked up at him with her big, blue eyes, a dopey smile on her face. At that point, he almost caved, but he’d already gone too far
to go back. “Yes, it’s your favorite. Just the way I used to make it.
I’ve been taking a cooking class from Chef Eldridge. It inspired me to start cooking
again. I picked up the ingredients last night.” He
flipped the omelet onto her plate, buttered the toast, and poured her coffee. “Aren’t you eating?” “No, I have a breakfast
meeting. But I wanted to make this for you while the ingredients were fresh.” She bowed her head. “You know, this
is very nice. Kind of like the good old days.” She glanced up at him as if she were
afraid he might take offence at her words. He nodded. “You know, maybe we
should go to the horse track next weekend. Catch a few races. We used to enjoy that.” “Really?” She smiled. “A weekend getaway would be
wonderful.” “Fantastic.
It’s set then. I’ll make reservations at a B&B in Louisville.” Who
murders their spouse a few days before they’re set to go on a weekend getaway?
It’s practically an alibi. Not that I’ll need one. He watched, fascinated as a spider observing a fly trapped in its web,
as she took her first bite. “How’s
your omelet?” She practically purred. “Mmm. To die
for. You can make breakfast for me anytime you want.” She ate the last forkful, patted
her lips with the linen napkin, and picked up her coffee mug. Lillian appeared happier than she’d been in a long time. Funny,
how a person’s body can be dying, and the brain doesn’t yet have a clue, he
thought. Quinn cleared his throat. His part was done.
He’d read up on the effects. Within twenty-four hours she would experience severe
diarrhea, followed by a pseudo-recovery phase. In four to nine days, she’d be dead.
And nothing could tie her death back to him. It would be recorded as an accidental death. And just like that, he’d be free. # When he arrived home, Lillian wasn’t
there to greet him at the door. “Lillian, where are you?” “Here. In the bedroom.” Her voice was weak. He approached
the bedroom, knowing what he would find. She was in bed, her complexion washed out, misery
clouding her eyes. “Are you okay?” “No,
Quinn, far from it. I’m sorry. I don’t feel well enough to make dinner tonight.
I think I’m coming down with the flu. You mustn’t come near.” For a moment Quinn considered leaving. Then, something, he wasn’t
sure what, compelled him to stay. Maybe it was a sense of obligation. He was the reason
she felt ill, after all. “Would you like a cup of hot tea?
Maybe a ginger cookie or two?” “Yes, please.” Her eyes, shining with gratitude, locked onto his. “Certainly. I’ll be right back.” He almost felt
guilty. # Everything was progressing according to plan. Lillian recovered the
next day, and in the following days he couldn’t detect any telltale signs that something
was amiss. Meanwhile, their interactions
were comfortable. Pleasant, even. Much of their conversation centered on the upcoming trip
to the B&B. Lillian seemed unduly thrilled. Too bad she wouldn’t be
around to enjoy it. He joined Lillian in the family
room, smiling as he walked into the room. She greeted him by handing him a flute of champagne.
“Cheers.” She clicked hers against his and sat on the loveseat. “I thought
champagne would go well with one of your favorite dishes – oysters served with a
tangy cocktail sauce. The thought of sliding one of those down my throat makes me gag,
but I know how you love them.” Quinn’s eyes lit up. “What’s
the occasion?” “To celebrate our trip.” “Ah. Cheers.” He doused an oyster with a liberal amount
of cocktail sauce and ate it in one bite. “Thank you. I do love these.” He
drained his flute, gave a satisfied sigh, and poured more champagne. “This is exactly
what I need after the last few days I’ve had.” “I
thought you’d enjoy it. I’ve had a rough few days myself.” “Yes, but you’re better now.” “Am I?”
Quinn didn’t know how to respond to
that, so he said nothing. Lillian continued as if she hadn’t
noticed his non-response. “Dolly dropped by today.” “Really?
What’s she up to? Did she ask for a handout?” “No,
although I did give her some cash.” The frown
lines on Quinn’s forehead deepened. “I wish you wouldn’t. It just encourages
her.” Thank god, I’ll be rid of that loser soon. She knows better
than to try to freeload off me. Lillian
smoothed her skirt, then raised her head and looked him straight in the eyes. “Actually,
I invited her for a visit.” Quinn placed
his glass on the coffee table as if it were a priceless treasure and crossed his arms.
“I really wish you wouldn’t.” “This
time I wanted to ask something of her.” Her eyes
looked troubled and a little sad, something he wouldn’t have noticed a week ago. “Well, don’t make a habit of it.” He settled back
in his chair and reached for the TV control. “How about if we watch that documentary
on Napa Valley we taped last night?” Instead of answering,
Lillian took another sip of her wine. “I forgot to tell you. Chef Eldridge called
for you yesterday.” She paused, running a finger around the rim of her glass. “We
had an interesting conversation.” Quinn grabbed his glass, nearly splashing
champagne on his shirt. “Oh?” “Imagine my surprise when I
found out he isn’t giving you cooking lessons.” Quinn practically smiled in
relief. Thank goodness he didn’t mention the mushrooms. Not that she’d be
devious enough to suspect anything. “I can explain that. It’s been so long
since I’ve done anything special for you . . . I know it sounds silly, but I felt
as though I needed an excuse. A cooking class is the first thing I thought of.” She
crossed her legs. “I see. Nice save. But I don’t believe you.” “Now, look here, Lillian. I’m not having an affair, if that’s
what you think.” This time he slammed his glass on the table. “No. That’s not what I think. You see, Chef Eldridge called
to ask if you’d seen anyone snitching mushrooms from a bowl on his presentation table
the night of the banquet. It seems the mushrooms in this particular bowl were highly poisonous.
Death Cap, I think he called them. You were sitting right next to the table. Did you see
anything?” Her eyes bored into him. Her lips were a thin, grim line. “No. He must be mistaken.” “He’s not. He weighs
all his ingredients before putting them away precisely as you told him to do when you
analyzed his business practices. He’s sure the bowl weighed less than it did when
he put it on the table.” “Well,
I hope he finds out what happened. That could be serious. But it has nothing to do with
me.” Quinn pointed the remote at the TV. “Wait,
I’m not through.” Lillian took another sip of champagne. “Don’t
you find it curious the poisonous mushrooms went missing the evening before you made a
mushroom omelet for my breakfast? The day before I became violently ill.” Quinn tried to act surprised. He suspected he instead looked annoyed.
Fortunately, Lillian was looking past him. “I
looked up the symptoms, and sure enough, I have them. I’ve kept it from you, but
the last couple of days I haven’t felt well.” She straightened her back and
placed her hands in her lap. “You poisoned me. Admit it.” “You’re letting
your imagination get away with you. I bet your junkie sister put that idea in your head.” “No, Quinn. I told her what I suspected, and she agreed it must
have happened that way. That’s the only way I could convince her to grant my request.” “What request?” “I asked her for fentanyl. Did
you know a lethal dose for an adult is only two milligrams?” A bead of sweat
rolled down Quinn’s forehead and plopped onto the collar of his shirt. “No,
why would I? What got you so interested in fentanyl all of a sudden?” He walked over
to the table and poured another glass of champagne, his hand shaking. “You poisoned me,” she repeated. “Admit it.” He shrugged his shoulders. He had nothing to lose. Might as well fess
up. “All right. You want the truth? Yes, I poisoned you.” “Why? What did I do to deserve this?” Her voice trembled
and her head dropped to her chest. “Because
you were a disappointment to me. I wanted better.” “Don’t
you think I wanted better, too?” Tears were
streaming down both her cheeks. He had to do something. “I’m
sorry you found out this way, Lillian. Stand up. You’ll be more comfortable in the
bedroom for the next day or two.” Quinn stretched
his arm out to her, then staggered backward, clutching his side, suddenly weak and disoriented.
“What the heck? What’s wrong with me?” He sank back into his chair. His mouth
opened and closed but no sound emerged. “It’s the fentanyl. Since Chef
Eldridge’s call, I’ve been living with the knowledge that I was dying. Now you,
too, will know what it feels like.” She paused. “I wanted justice. Even if you
were accused of my murder – and that’s a big if – you’d hire a top-notch
attorney with a bag of tricks to create a reasonable doubt. I wasn’t going to take
that chance. I wanted my revenge.” She raised her head and looked
him in the eyes again. “You know, it didn’t have to be this way. The last few
days have been some of the best we’ve had in a long time.” “Yes, they were.” He struggled out of his
chair and sat next to her on the loveseat, his thigh touching hers. He leaned toward her
and clasped her hand in his. “I guess that’s what I get for underestimating
you.” He grimaced. “How long do I have?” “A couple hours at most.” Damn. Lillian will outlast me. Everything I’ve worked for will
go to her. And within days, it will all go to Dolly. The
irony of it hit him and he laughed until tears rolled down his cheeks. Soon his laughter
turned into a coughing spell. Lillian held him tight as the spasms shook his body. Before
long, his head slumped, and he was gone. “We
should have just divorced,” she whispered and
laid her head on his shoulder one last time. THE
END
Shari
Held is an Indianapolis-based fiction writer who spins tales of
mystery, horror, and romance. Her short stories have been published in numerous
magazines and anthologies, including Yellow Mama, Hoosier Noir, Asinine
Assassins, Homicide for the Holidays, and Between the Covers.
When not writing, she cares for feral cats and other wildlife, reads, and strategizes
imaginative ways for characters and trouble to collide!
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