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DUCK, DUCK, GOOSED

By E. E. Williams

 

The time on the clock read 3:45 a.m. when the alarm sounded. Bill was up in a flash to turn it off. He hadn’t been sleeping anyway.

Susan turned over and groaned. “Too early,” she whispered, and went back to sleep.

Bill stared down at her and thought, You won’t have to worry about it much longer.

He got up from the bed, went into the bathroom and dressed in the clothes he’d laid out the night before. Boots, insulated pants, camo shirt and jacket. Back in the bedroom, he removed his Browning Maxus shotgun from the closet. Cradling the weapon in his arms, he took a long, last look at his sleeping wife. His mouth curled into a tight, mirthless smile.

“See you soon,” he said.

She didn’t respond.

Bill made his way out of the room and down the stairs to the front foyer. Before opening the door, he grabbed his hat and earmuffs. It was cold outside.

He examined himself in the full-length mirror Susan had insisted he hang by the door so she could check herself before going out. How many times, he wondered, had she checked herself before seeing … him?

Bill left the house and walked down the driveway to where a white Honda Pilot, belching exhaust in the frigid morning air, waited for him. He climbed inside.

“Terry,” he said brusquely.

“Bill,” Terry said with a solemn nod.

Terry and his wife Trudy had moved into the neighborhood just a few months after Bill and Susan and in the six years since, the four had become fast friends. The women got together often for coffee in the mornings to discuss the things they couldn’t, or wouldn’t, share with their husbands, while the men hung out watching football, drinking beer, bowling, or, as they were doing this morning, duck hunting.

Bill thought both he and Terry looked ridiculous decked out in their camo gear, like they were off to war or something, but where they were going only the birds would notice so what did it matter. Together, the men had built a blind on an inlet of the lake where no other hunters ventured. Once there, they would be totally alone.

Which suited Bill just fine.

Terry parked the car, and the men silently slogged their way to the blind. Beyond their initial greeting, they hadn’t spoken, each man seemingly lost in his own thoughts.

Once settled into the blind, Bill said, “Quiet this morning.”

“You, too,” Terry said. “Something up?”

“Well, now that you ask, an anonymous someone sent me a picture last night.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. Real pornographic.”

“Pornographic?”

“Yeah. Hardcore stuff.”

“Huh.”

“You don’t seem surprised.”

“Why should I be surprised?”

“Don’t know. Your best friend tells you someone sent him some porn and all you got to say is, ‘Huh.’”

“Maybe that’s because someone sent me some pictures, too.”

“Huh.”

“Show you mine if you show me yours,” Terry said.

Bill reached into pocket, pulled out his phone. Terry did the same. Each fiddled with their devices, held them up for the other to see.

On Bill’s phone was a picture of Susan, naked and legs spread, and between them, Terry. Terry’s phone showed an equally nude Trudy straddling Bill.

Terry leveled his Syren XL R5 Waterfowler at Bill and shouted “You sonavabi …” Bill didn’t let him finish but pulled the trigger on the Browning. As Terry was blown back by the buckshot hitting and shredding his chest, his finger reflexively yanked the Syren’s trigger. The blast removed much of Bill’s face and painted the side wall of the blind in a red mist.

The twin booms reverberated across the lake but were heard only by the V formation of ducks flying overhead.

Later that morning, Trudy and Susan sat in Susan’s kitchen, drinking coffee.

“Did you call Terry?” Susan asked.

“Yes. He didn’t answer. You?”

Susan nodded. “Bill didn’t answer, either.”

They smiled at one another.

“You think it worked?” Trudy asked, fingering one of the tight coils of the auburn hair that bunched at her shoulders. “Are they both dead?”

“I do, and yes,” Susan said. “I’ve gotten pretty good at Photoshop. I could have put a donkey in those pictures, and you wouldn’t be able to tell.”

“What if …”

“… one of them is still alive? He’ll be spending the rest of his days in prison for murder.”

“The police?”

“What about them? We weren’t there.”

“The pictures?”

“Already wiped. I’ve also gotten pretty good at hacking phones. It's amazing what you can learn on the Internet.”

Trudy leaned across the breakfast table, gently tucked back a stray strand of Susan’s blonde mane, and softly kissed her lips.

“That’s why I love you, baby.”

“Need to shut down that fake email account, though,” Susan said. “Just to be on the safe side.”

Trudy stood and began unbuttoning her blouse.

“Later,” she said. “Let’s go upstairs and take some more pictures.”

THE END


THE DREARY DETECTIVE

BY E. E. WILLIAMS

 

It started to rain for the third time that morning. Jackson Horn stared out the window at the gray titanium clouds, and the rain streaking the glass. It was a dreary start to a dreary day, in a dreary week, in a dreary month, and, if Horn was being completely honest, a dreary existence.

His last job had been catching a tech mogul’s wife in flagrante delicto with her tennis instructor, a cliché in what had become a lifetime of clichés. Horn had tracked her for three weeks and eventually provided the tech guy with a list of flagrante hotel rooms, inns, apartments, and tavern restrooms, as well as delicto photos, audio files of phone calls, and transcripts of the conversations to which he’d listened in on with a directional mic.

Presented with the evidence of his wife’s infidelity the mogul grew furious. With Horn. Refused to pay the remainder of Horn’s fee. Told him he could sue. Horn could, of course. He had a contract. Signatures and fine print and everything. Ironclad. But the mogul’s pockets were deeper than Horn’s. Much deeper. So, one hundred twenty hours of wading through the muck of humanity disappeared down the drain.

Thirty years ago, this wasn’t the way Horn had seen his life going. He’d just mustered out of the Army and wanted nothing more than to be a famous private eye, like the ones in novels and movies. Philip Marlowe. Mike Hammer. Jake Gittes. There would be book deals about his cases. Movie offers.

That was the plan.

Then.

Now, here he was, trailing adulterers through back alleys, bedbug hotel rooms and sleazy bars that stank of booze and desperation.

That’s who Jackson Horn was when someone rapped on his office door, the one with JACKSON HORN stenciled on the pebbled glass. Jackson Horn wasn’t his real name, but at the time he’d started being a “Private Detective,” as it read under his name, he thought it had a sexy ring to it.

The knock tugged at Horn’s reverie but didn’t pull him completely out. Fat raindrops slithered down the window, dividing once, twice, three times and branching crazily left and right. It was hypnotic. Each tributary was a different path Horn’s life could have taken. This branch, he was a doctor. That one, a lawyer. That one? Maybe an investment banker making million-dollar deals.

A second more insistent thump on the door finally jerked Horn out of his stupor.

“Come in,” he said in a voice loud enough to be heard out in the hallway.

There was a moment’s hesitation before the knocker stepped into the office. He was in his early thirties, dressed in black jeans, a soft blue Orvis t-shirt and blood red Nike sneakers. He had one of those local TV weatherman faces: Not handsome, not ugly, but vaguely recognizable in a bland sort of way.

Horn stood and offered his hand. The young man took it and squeezed, somewhat harder than he should have. Nerves, thought Horn. Not uncommon when hiring a private detective.

“Erik Thornton,” the young man said by way of introduction.

“Jackson Horn. How can I help you, Mr. Thornton?”

“Please, Erik. With a K,” he said, glancing around the chaotic mess of an office, where precariously leaning towers of paperback mystery novels were stacked in various corners of the cramped room and sheaths of crumpled notes and wrinkled correspondence appeared to be vomited up by Horn’s desk.

Horn thought he detected a slight downturn at the corners of the young man’s mouth, but it was there and gone in an instant replaced by an easy smile.

“Okay, Erik with a K. Same question. How can I help you?”

Horn was expecting the usual. I think my wife is cheating on me … I need you to follow my girlfriend … I have to blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. The script rarely changed.

But Erik with a K surprised him.

“I’m looking for my father,” he said.

Gesturing for Thornton to take the chair, Horn opened a notebook, clicked open a pen and asked, “Your dad? He’s missing?”

Thornton shrugged and said, “I don’t know. Maybe.”

“You don’t know if he’s missing?”

Thornton’s lips thinned as he sought the right words.

“I … I never knew him. He abandoned my mother before I was born. So, I really can’t say he’s missing missing, but, you know, maybe. Could be he’s missing from wherever he is now.”

Horn stared at Thornton, wondering if the man was pulling his leg.

“I’m not really putting this very well,” Thornton said. “As I say, I never knew my dad. I don’t even know his name.”

“Your mother never told you his name?”

“No.”

Thornton spat the word like it was vinegar on his tongue.

Wind continued to whip rain against the window, and something tickled the back of Horn’s brain. There was something familiar about Erik with a K, but he couldn’t put his finger on it.

“Do we know one another, Erik?”

Thornton gave Horn a dead-eyed stare and said, “No.”

“Right … so, you don’t know your father’s name. How about the year he left your mom?”

“I’m thirty-three. Figure it out.”

Thornton’s tone had taken a sudden left turn. He’d started off pleasantly enough if a little goofy. Now his voice had an edge sharp enough to slice through Horn’s desk.

“Sure,” Horn said. “Thirty-three years ago, then. Where were you born? I can check birth records, maybe get your father’s name from that. Use it as a starting point.”

“Don’t know.”

“You don’t know where you were born?”

“We moved around a lot, my mother and I. She didn’t offer up a lot of details about my … background.”

Horn sighed.

“Let’s come at this a different way,” he said. “What was your mother’s name?”

“Greta.”

“Greta Thornton …”

“Michaels,” Thornton said, interrupting. “Greta Michaels.”

“And your last name is Thornton? Why?”

“Because I didn’t want to keep her name one minute longer than I had to,” Thornton said, his voice rising.

Well, this is definitely off script, thought Horn. “If I may, why not?”

“Because she was a crazy freaking bitch, is why. Because she was a drunk. Because … because of this.”

Thornton yanked aside the collar of his shirt to reveal puckered rounds of white scar tissue. Horn’s gut clenched.

“Cigarette burns,” Thornton said.

 “Why?” Horn asked. “Why would your mother do …?”

“You’re really not much of a detective, are you?” Thornton said with a sneer.

Bewildered, Horn said, “Look, Mr. Thornton, I’m not sure where this sudden hostility is coming from, but …”

Thornton’s face purpled with rage.

“You don’t know where this hostility is coming from? Let me tell you. It’s coming from the fact my mother was so destroyed when my father abandoned her, that he threw her away like yesterday’s garbage, it broke her. She spent the rest of her life taking it out on me.”

Thornton rocketed out of his chair and paced the room. What was it that made him so familiar, Horn wondered. The piercing gray eyes? The nose slightly too large for his face?

Then it hit him, a sucker punch to the jaw.

“I wasn’t truthful with you,” Thornton said, turning to confront Horn.

Horn tried to say something. Anything. His mouth opened and closed but the words stuck in his throat. A line of sweat beaded across his forehead.

“My mother did tell me my father’s name,” Thornton said. “His real name.”

Like magic, a gun appeared in Thornton’s hand. It was small and compact, yet for Horn the barrel yawned as wide and black as a mountain tunnel.

“It was James Wilson,” Thornton said. “Jimmy Wilson back then. He picked my mother up in a bar. Took her back to her apartment. Left the next morning before she woke up. Put fifty dollars on the nightstand. She never saw him again and never ever got over that he thought she was no better than a cheap whore. It sent her down a very dark alley she never found her way out of. I blame him for that and everything that came after.”

The gun jumped in Thornton’s hand, and Horn suddenly found himself slammed onto the floor, flat on his back. There was a burning sensation in his chest and then a searing pain that grew with each passing second until it consumed his entire body. He tried to grab a breath but there was no air.

“When you get to hell,” Thornton said, “say hello to mom. Don’t bother telling her I’m sorry for cutting her throat. Because I’m not. Goodbye … Jimmy.”

Then Erik with a K was gone. As the office door creaked shut, memories flooded back to Horn. Lawton, Oklahoma. Fort Sill. A pretty brunette at Rooster’s bar, drinking alone. Lovely gray eyes. Easy, ruby-lipped smile. Nose just slightly too large for her face. Greta. Greta was her name.

Horn felt something liquid and warm trickle down his ribs and begin to pool beneath him. Blood. His blood.

Greta, he mouthed silently. Erik.

As the light dimmed around him, Horn’s eyes shifted upwards to the window where rivulets of rain still branched crazily left and right. Left and right. Left and …

THE END



THE MUNCHIES

By E. E. Williams

 

The man drove a cherry red Corvette and that’s all Jimmy Dee needed to know.

“Gotta be worth fifty grand,” said Chris Hale.

“Idiot,” Jimmy said. “That’s a Z06. Hundred-twenty K easy. Maybe more.”

“With that kinda money, what’s he doing in a 7-Eleven?” asked Tim Freese, the third member of Jimmy three-man crew.

“Even rich assholes get hungry,” Jimmy said. “It’s late. Whole Foods ain’t open. When a man’s gotta eat, he’s gotta eat. He can’t, hungry turns to hangry.”

“I don’t know,” Freese said. “It don’t feel right.”

“Nothing feels right to you,” Jimmy said with a scowl. “Remember that house down in Homestead? You kept saying someone was home and we’d get caught.”

“Someone was home, and we did get caught,” Tim said.

“Yeah, but we didn’t get caught, caught. We got away. Whacked the woman a couple of times but we didn’t kill her. Left with a couple thou in cash and some jewelry if I recall. So, stop your bellyaching.”

Tim and Chris knew it was pointless to argue. Once Jimmy made up his mind on a job—or anything for that matter—he brooked no discussion. They’d both learned that the hard way.

Right this moment, Jimmy had made up his mind to rob the guy driving the Vette.

For someone rich enough to drive a car worth a quarter million dollars, the man was thoroughly unimposing. Thirty-something, short, maybe five-seven or five-eight, slumped-shouldered, brown hair thinning at the back, glasses. He was such a plain joe you couldn’t pick him out of a lineup of plain joes.

He was dressed in ill-fitting cargo shorts, a Cheeseburger in Paradise t-shirt and sneaks that had been around the block more than a few times. They’d all seen him drive up to the 7-Eleven in the Vette, so it was his car, even if he looked like he couldn’t afford the insurance on it for even a day.

Once more Tim thought there was a disconnect and opened his mouth to again voice his objection but caught the warning look from Chris and let the words die at the back of his throat.

The man in the 7-Eleven strolled out slurping something out of a plastic cup large enough to swim in and munching a Big Bite hotdog. He placed the drink down on the parking lot asphalt to free a hand so he could open the driver’s side door. Sliding inside, he put the food on the seat beside him, the drink into a cup holder, and pulled the door shut. It closed with a satisfying thunk.

The man glanced up, taking in the blanket of stars in the midnight sky. A second later, the Vette roared to life, then idled for a moment, a low thrum, like the purring of a big jungle cat. The driver reversed and hooked a left onto Brickell Bay Drive. Jimmy, behind the wheel of his ancient Honda Civic, allowed a car to pass between them before pulling out of the lot and following.

The red Vette motored casually up to Brickell Ave., made a lazy right, and crossed over the Brickell Key Bridge, eventually darting into the underground garage of a twenty-three story condominium complex on Claughton Island Drive. The driver parked, killed the engine and was about to exit the Vette when the Civic roared up and skidded to a stop inches from the Vette’s front grill.

Jimmy, Chris, and Tim piled out and surrounded the Vette.

The man said, “Help you fellas?” His voice was flat, his tone calm. Too calm, thought Tim. The crew had done this a dozen times. Followed some rich asshole back to his home, robbed him, took whatever they wanted from the house and promised to return if he or anyone in the family went to cops. Each time the mark was left quaking with fear and sprinting to the john before he soiled himself.

But not this guy. Curious. We’re all bigger than him, noted Tim, especially Jimmy, who topped out at six-one and hundred eighty-five pounds. The driver was lucky if he went a buck fifty. So why wasn’t this guy pissing his pants right about now?

“Yes, you can,” Jimmy said, all friendly like. “You could hand over your wallet for starters.”

“Wallet? I don’t have a wallet,” the driver said.

“Just saw you buy a dog and a Coke at the 7-Eleven,” Jimmy said with a smirk. “How’djapay? Your good looks?”

The man chuckled. “Had some spare change in my pocket. Had the munchies.” He shrugged. “But if it’s money you want, I could maybe scrounge up a few bucks if you care to come upstairs with me.”

“A few bucks?” Jimmy said. “You drive a car like this, you’ve got more than a few bucks layin’ around somewhere. And we would love to come upstairs with you.”

An insistent voice in Tim’s head said, Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it.

“Jimmy …” Tim started.

Wheeling on Tim, Jimmy said, “Shut your freakin’ trap. You use my name in front of him? You know what that means … Tim? Tim Freese.”

Tim realized his mistake and closed his eyes. It was true, they hadn’t killed anyone yet. Hurt people, sure. Hurt them bad in some cases. Like the old lady in Homestead. But nobody died. The use of Jimmy’s name, and now his own, meant that was going to change.

“Come on up fellas,” the Vette driver said, his mouth creased in small smile. If he understood what was going to happen once they were upstairs, he didn’t let on.

The man exited the Vette and led the way to an elevator. Jimmy and Chris followed. Tim hesitated, the voice in his head churning from insistent to screaming.

But these were his friends, Jimmy and Chris. They’d grown up together on the streets of Liberty City, where you fought and clawed to survive, or you died. Nobody did it alone. You needed allies, friends. Friends like Jimmy Dee and Chris Hale. They’d always had his back. They trusted him to have theirs. He trudged after them.

They all crowded into the elevator. Jimmy’s eyes were bright with anticipation. Of money, and merch, and now, violence.

Tim glanced down. Noticed dark brown spots on the driver’s white Nike Pegasus sneaks. Tim’s heart fluttered like a hummingbird in his chest. Up, up, up rose the elevator. Up, up, up rose Tim’s anxiety. Everyone was grinning but him. Even the driver. Why was he grinning?

The elevator halted and the doors swished open not to a hallway, but to the condo itself. Lights blinked on automatically as they stepped into the cavernous space. Everything gleamed and sparkled and glimmered. The tiled floors, the marbled kitchen, the posh dining area, the sleek living room with its modern chrome accented furniture. Floor-to-ceiling sliding doors opened to a spacious balcony overlooking Biscayne Bay and downtown Miami, both of which shimmered under a full moon. It was breathtaking.

“Now this is what I’m talking about,” Jimmy crowed. He swiveled his gaze to the driver and said, “The money.”

The man said, “Right,” and gestured to a room down a short hallway. “Bedroom safe.”

He made to move in that direction and Jimmy said, “Ah, ah, ah. Chris here will escort you.”

Chris, who hadn’t yet said a word, snagged a Ruger .38 from the small of his back.

“Lead the way,” he said. He pointed the gun’s barrel down the hallway, and the man complied.

Jimmy, meanwhile, wandered through the living space, regarding the artwork on the walls.

“Who’s Jasper Johns?” he asked.

Tim shook his head and Jimmy said, “You’d think a guy as rich as this dude is he’d buy some decent art. Never heard of ol’ Jasper or this other one … Hockney? More like hackney. But who knows, maybe they’re worth …”

Jimmy was cut short by a muffled thump from the bedroom.

“Chris?” yelled Jimmy. “Everything okay?”

No answer.

“Chris?”

No answer.

“Chris, what the hell is going on?”

No answer.

Jimmy drew a Glock from his belt. Tim followed suit, filling his right hand with a Springfield Hellcat. Cautiously, they made their way back to the bedroom.

“Chris?” Jimmy called out again, with the same result.

No answer.

Jimmy was first into the room, and he gasped. Futilely, he reached for a breath, but found none available. Tim squeezed past his shaking friend and confronted an unimaginable horror. On the bed were four mutilated bodies, all oozing crimson from a multitude of stab wounds onto a once white comforter. A man, a woman, two kids, maybe early teens. Hideously, the man’s head was missing and as Tim glanced down, he found it on the floor next to Chris, whose neck was spurting blood like a broken water faucet.

The Vette driver was crouched over Chris. He glanced up at Jimmy and Tim and said, “Oops.”

He moved with incredible swiftness then. He slammed his right foot into Jimmy’s left knee, torquing it backward and hyperextending it. There was a crunch and a pop, and a crack as the ACL and PCL ligaments tore and the kneecap shattered. Jimmy went down in a howl of pain, the Glock skittering from his hand as he hit the floor. The driver did a forward roll and launched himself at Tim, who tried to level his Hellcat at the man, but was too slow and he felt a hot prick of pain up under his ribcage. He lowered his eyes and saw the hilt of a knife flush against his skin and knew instantly some sort of knife was inside him. With a fft, fft, fft, the driver tattooed the blade in and out and up Tim’s body, the final stab under his arm, severing the axillary artery.

Tim gave the driver a quizzical who-the-hell-are-you look before he crumpled to the ground, the voice in his head now saying, I told you so, I told you so, I told you s…

The driver stood, sauntered over to Jimmy as the gang leader clawed his way toward his gun.

“Ah, ah, ah,” the man said, mimicking Jimmy’s earlier admonition.

He stomped on Jimmy’s right ankle and there was another loud snap. Jimmy’s eyes filled with starbursts of agony. Tears streaked his cheeks and snot wormed its way out from his nose.

“Please, please,” he croaked. “Please.”

“Oh, now Jimmy. Isn’t this what you were going to do to me? Tim there used your name and then to put him in his place you used his. His full name. Freese, wasn’t it? You couldn’t let me live after that, right?

“Anyway, you guys just picked the wrong guy at the wrong time. See, this here is the Bonham family. That’s Mr. Bonham’s Vette you saw me driving. Anyway, I saw them leaving a Heat game, and knew I just had to have the wife. So pretty. So sexy. That happens to me a lot. I see a woman and I just know she wants me even if she doesn’t know at the time she wants me. Get what I mean?

“So, I follow them home and eventually the women all admit that, yes, they want me. Unfortunately, someone from the family occasionally gets in the way and …” He pointed to the bed. “… and sometimes this happens.”

He gave Jimmy a knowing look.

“Ah hell, I know you don’t believe that. I won’t lie. This always happens. Inevitably, the woman starts crying and I know she regrets what we did, and it just sort of makes me … angry. You know?”

The man stooped over Jimmy, the bloody nine-inch stiletto blade—still dripping with Tim’s and Chris’s blood—hovering just inches from Jimmy’s neck.

“I’m sorry about you guys, I really am,” the man said as he slowly slid the knife tip, millimeter by millimeter, into Jimmy’s carotid. Taking his time. Enjoying it. “We’re sort of like brothers in arms.”

The man watched the light gradually leak from Jimmy’s eyes and said, “You’d probably all be sitting on the back of your Honda right now drinking beers if I just hadn’t, you know, gotten the munchies.”

It was the last word Jimmy Dee would ever hear.

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E. E. Williams is a former journalist who worked at some of the country’s largest and best newspapers, including the New York Daily News, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, and the Fresno Bee. During his 42-year career, he won numerous national and regional awards for his writing and editing. He is the author of four Noah Greene mystery novels, all of which are available on Amazon, and the soon to be published Little Girl Lost.

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