Moving South
Kenneth
James Crist
Morning dawned cold and
sharp, the last winds of winter not that far away. John Cook
carried a tin cup of steaming coffee as he moved across the main street of McCook, Nebraska
from the miserable little hotel where he’d spent the night, to the equally crude
livery stable.
He had
earned a grudging respect from the liveryman the evening
before and on this morning, he retrieved his good old mare, Persephone, and for twenty-six
dollars, he purchased a small gelding for his companion, Madeline, to ride. The deal done
and the horses readied, he tied them at the hotel and went to collect his gear and his
woman.
John Cook was a man who
made up his own name and his own rules. He had no memory of a childhood, and he might have
in fact been created as an adult. A traveler not only through the American west, but through
time and sometimes parallel dimensions, his life’s experience was like none
other. He carried a matched pair of Colt Dragoons; older, clumsier weapons than
what were currently available, but he liked the smoke and noise of black powder
weapons, and they suited his persona. In a saddle scabbard he carried a Henry
lever-action rifle, “for when things got serious.”
Inside
the meager hotel was a dining room and Madeline was
there, waiting on him. In short order, their breakfast was served, and the food was unusually
good, considering the roughness of the surroundings. The eggs were fresh, the biscuits
hot and light, the gravy thick and hot and peppery. Cook was in a good mood by the time
they made ready to leave.
As they
mounted their horses, she asked Cook, “Where
are we heading today, John?”
“South,” was
all he said.
Actually, southwest was
their direction into eastern Colorado, which had been admitted
to the Union in 1867. They were staying away from the high altitudes of the Rockies, where
spring had not made much of an inroad yet. The mountain passes would still be impassable
and might remain that way until June or July. They would be riding across land that had
once been the territory of the Cheyenne, until the Indian wars were finally
over. They would also cross the Apache Indian reservation, but most of them had
been “pacified” with the final surrender of Geronimo a few years before. They
would be in more danger from white settlers and trail riders.
Madeline
was a woman who had been ill-used by society. She had
been a prostitute in Dodge City, Kansas, when John Cook had come to spend the night. He
had awakened passions within her that she had forced dormant for several years. She had
allowed men to use her, but there was no pleasure in that, only a source of income in a
frontier setting where one did what was necessary to survive. On the same night, John had
blinded her and later restored her vision. She didn’t quite understand how he was
able to do these things, but she did know one thing. She was falling in love with John
Cook.
They ambled southwest, taking
their time, and encountering no one. Late of the fifth
day on the trail, they came to an area that John Cook knew well, because due to his work
and future technology, he’d been there.
He
stopped Persephone and his sad, grey eyes took in the
terrain.
“Why are we stopped
here, John?” Madeline was curious because they seemed to be in the
middle of nowhere.
“This is where the
Sand Creek Massacre happened.”
“I heard something about that a few years back.
. . ”
“The U. S. Army cavalry,
under the command of a Colonel named Chivington claimed
a great victory in the Indian wars. They claimed to have killed 500 to 600
warriors, but in truth, they had really murdered about 150 Cheyenne and Arapahoe people,
over half women and children.”
“Oh,
God, no,” Maddie breathed.
“Yeah,
a few months ago, I went there to see it firsthand.
You know how I can travel. I know you’ve seen the blue beam. . . .”
“Yes.
. . .”
“I went to 1864 and
watched the whole thing. This whole area was a bloodbath. I saw the unarmed
cut down by gunfire, their bodies mutilated. I saw their children shot without mercy, and
even the dogs were killed. Nothing was left alive. I tried to get my handlers to let me
make it right, but they refused. Something about messing up the timeline.”
“God, that’s
horrible.”
“Yes, it was. We need
firewood.”
He thought
about these things as he and Madeline gathered firewood
and made ready their camp for the night. They had hobbled their horses and unsaddled them.
They would use the horse blankets as additional covers for their sleep. They made a fire
and as it got going, they began readying their food and utensils. John noticed Maddie wiping
tears from her face. He was pretty sure it wasn’t from the smoke.
Having the luxury of two horses meant they
could carry more food and utensils. Together they cut some bacon and made
biscuits in a small cast iron skillet. As they were halfway through their meal,
John’s horse nickered nervously and he reached quietly for his rifle.
“What is it?” Madeline asked, looking about
apprehensively.
“Keep
calm. We’re about to have visitors. . . .”
Into the firelight came two visitors, an Indian
man and a boy. The man carried an old rifle and was careful to keep the muzzle
pointed at the ground.
“Ah-ho, white man
. . . may we come to your fire?”
“Come ahead, friend. Have you eaten?” John
Cook laid his rifle aside, but his brace of Colts were near at hand.
“Not in several days. The hunting has been
poor, I’m afraid.”
“Then
come and sit and let us cook for you.”
“You
know this is sacred ground, do you not?” The
warrior seemed friendly, but there was still an edge to his voice.
“Because my people committed horrible acts
against your people, yes, I know.”
“We
cannot change the past, John Cook, only the future.”
“You know my name? Why is it you know me?”
“You are the one who travels with the blue
light . . . you are well known to most of us. You too have killed many of our
people, but only to defend yourself. That is honorable. What happened here was
not.”
Madeline had sliced more
bacon into a pan, and it was sizzling. There would be just enough biscuits
to go around. She found two more coffee cups and poured coffee for the warrior and his
boy.
“You have a good woman,
here, John Cook. Would you sell her to me?”
Cook smiled and said, “It is good that you
appreciate the fine things in life, friend, but she is her own woman and will
not be sold.”
“Too bad,” the
warrior said, “she would fetch many horses. . . .”
His white grin flashed in the firelight. He turned and said something in his own tongue
to the boy, who jumped up and scurried away into the night. Cook covered the butt of a
Colt until he heard the boy coming back, leading their horses.
“We can stay here by your fire tonight, then?”
“Yes, you can stay, but don’t try to steal
my woman.” It was John Cook’s turn to flash a grin.
“If I wanted your woman badly enough to steal
her, you would already be dead, John Cook.”
In the morning, Cook and
Madeline awoke to find a small, cheerful fire crackling and
their guests of the night before gone. They carefully checked all their gear and found
nothing missing. Before they folded their blankets, they returned to them and made love.
Madeline had learned to allow her feelings for John to come forth during their lovemaking,
a thing she could never permit when she had spent her time whoring. She marveled
every day at the lovely turn her life had taken since she had met him. He had
caused her to be blind, but then allowed her to see a better life.
They moved on steadily southwest,
stopping in the pueblo at Taos, New Mexico and eventually arriving in Tombstone,
Arizona. The town was settling down since its wilder days and the “Gunfight at O.
K. Corral,” which had taken place almost eight years earlier and had taken all of
thirty seconds from start to finish. The gunfight between the Cowboys and the
Earp clan, along with Doc Holliday, and subsequent pursuit by Wyatt Earp had
put an end to the Cowboys’ reign as the top outlaws of the territory.
Wyatt had fallen in love
with an actress and was rumored to be living in San Francisco, racing horses and operating
saloons.
John and
Madeline took a suite of rooms at the Excelsior, the
largest and finest hotel in Tombstone and after both had bathed, together, as it turned
out, they went down to supper in the hotel’s excellent dining room. The town of Tombstone
had suffered several devastating fires in 1881, ’82 and ’83, and many of the
businesses never recovered; others taking their place as time and fortunes moved on.
After supper, Madeline retired to their rooms
and John took a stroll along the main streets looking for action at several
gambling halls.
Upon his return, he found
their rooms empty and he went back out to look for Maddie.
Twenty minutes later, he found her, near the
back door of the hotel. No one was around and she was lying on her side in the
alley. It was apparent she had been shot. She had bled out alone in the alley.
John Cook sprinted into
the hotel and up to their rooms, where he retrieved a small device from his
saddle bags. He ran back out to the alley and pressed a button on the device.
An instant later, a blue shaft of light beamed
down from a clear sky and into the alley. Cook stepped into the beam and
vanished.
After a consultation with his handlers, Cook
arrived back in the alley, but he was forty minutes ahead of when he left. He
stepped back into the shadows and waited. It took almost ten minutes and then Madeline
stepped out the back door of the hotel. She took a cigarette from inside the bodice
of her dress and scratched a match against a wooden post and lit up.
Smoking was a habit she’d picked up when she
was working in the brothel in Dodge City. She knew John didn’t like her to
smoke, but she hadn’t been able to completely quit tobacco.
As she smoked, two men entered
the alley from the next street to the south. Both appeared to be pretty drunk, and
as they approached Maddie, they stopped a few feet away and one of the men, a small guy
with a huge handlebar mustache, called out to her.
“You stayin’ busy there, Maddie?”
She chose not to answer the question, and she
tossed the butt of her cigarette away and turned to go back inside.
“Hey, ya fuckin’
cunt! I’m talkin’ to you!” The man’s friend had hold of his
arm, trying to get him to move on, but the man would have none of that.
“Yeah, well, I’m not talkin’ to you,”
Maddie called back over her shoulder, “I don’t know you, Sir.”
The man stepped up behind
her and grabbed her arm, spinning her around and causing her to momentarily
lose her balance. The three-inch heels on her button shoes didn’t help. “The
fuck you don’t know me,” the man roared, “I fucked your brains out in
Dodge and I’ll do it again, stupid bitch! How much for a good poke, woman?”
“I don’t do
that anymore,” Madeline said, “please leave me alone.” She pulled her
arm away and suddenly, there was the gun. A small revolver was in the man’s fist
and murder was on his drunken face.
“Drop it, friend.”
The voice was quiet but menacing and came from the
darkest part of the alley.
The man spun around and
squinted into the dark, then brought the revolver around and pointed it into
the dark. “Who the hell is that? Marshall?”
“No. It’s not the Marshall. Go on about your
business, friend.” John Cook’s Colt Dragoon was steady as the man reeled
drunkenly, taking several side steps just to stay on his feet.
The man cocked the small gun and yelled, “No
sumbitch tells me what to do about no fuckin’ whore—”
He fired blindly into the
dark, missing everything except a clapboard wall. In answer to his gunshot, there was
a flash and a roar as John Cook’s Dragoon fired a single shot, splitting the man’s
skull and killing him instantly.
The
other man suddenly remembered urgent business elsewhere
and took off running back to the side street.
When he was gone, Cook stepped
out of the dark and gathered the sobbing Madeline into
his arms. He walked her quickly into the building and they went upstairs. Soon there was
a commotion in the back of the hotel as the town Marshall arrived.
“Stay away from the windows, Maddie,” John
Cook said, “If we appear too interested, they may want to ask us about this . . .
problem, and we don’t need that.”
“How
. . . how did you come to be back there in the dark?
Were you . . . spying on me?”
“No. I was just walking
back from the casino and heard the commotion. I waited
to see what would happen. Good thing I was there, I guess.”
“I could have handled him. I’ve handled
worse.” Madeline stepped away from John, clearly agitated and having no idea that
on another timeline, she was already dead. John decided she would most likely not
believe him if he told her of her own death.
“It
could have gone really wrong, though. I told you smoking
was dangerous, Maddie.”
Her
head whipped around, and she stared at him for a moment
and saw the slight, sardonic smile. Next thing she knew, she was wrapped in his arms, and
they were frolicking on the big feather bed. . . .
Level 4
Kenneth James
Crist
Working in the sewers was definitely the shits. No pun intended.
Anthony
McGill had been here six weeks. He wondered if he would ever get
used to the smell. Probably not.
Beneath the city was a system of subterranean levels most
people never even dreamed of, let alone saw.
He had
come to New York City to study acting, never dreaming it would be
so damned expensive. He'd found himself with a choice: get work or become a
street person. Midwestern pride and work ethic had done the rest. So, even though he
hated his job, he'd be here until something better came along.
Everyone
told him there was no way he could ever get a city job. That the
families and the unions controlled who got in and he wouldn't have a prayer.
Then he walked into the city's human resources department and went to work the same
day. Funny world. But then, maybe he looked the part. He was big and husky, dark and intense—with
a beard that needed shaving twice a day and unruly black hair and blue eyes. He was "Tony"
to his friends, of which, in New York he had exactly one so far. Norton. What a joke.
Norton
was a sewer worker, the same as Tony. Norton was also the name of
Art Carney's character in The Honeymooners,
played opposite Jackie Gleason in the old sitcom, and a legendary sewer worker in his own
right. So Norton took a lot of ribbing from his coworkers. Fortunately, he was too dumb
to understand most of it.
Tony had taken his own share of bullshit too,
of course. The other guys had told him all the normal
sewer stories, trying to spook him. Most were already urban legends and he'd heard them
before.
First, there was the alligator story.
Supposedly, people brought back baby alligators
from Florida vacations all the time and when they found
out just how unlovable the little bastards really were, they invariably flushed them down
the can. Then, of course, they wound up in the sewer, where they supposedly thrived by
feeding on all the food people routinely put down their garbage disposals, growing to tremendous
size and becoming a deadly hazard to sewer workers. Yeah, right.
In addition
to the 'gators, there were the rats. Now, it was different
with the rats. At least they really existed. In a city the size of New York, there
were quite literally millions of rats. So far, Tony had found them to be shy and prone
to run and disappear at the first sign of a human.
The rat stories almost always depended on size for their punch.
But then sewer workers were notorious bullshitters.
He was sure there really weren't any rats as big as Cocker Spaniels down here. Pretty sure,
anyway.
He had even heard a really disturbing spider story just the day
before. This guy, (it was always someone's cousin's brother's father-in-law) was a
foreman, so the story went, and he had come up one day and just quit, refusing
to ever go down below again.
Seemed he had found an enormous web stretched across a tunnel,
with strands of spider silk as thick as kite string
and he'd seen several puppies and kittens hanging in it, paralyzed but aware of their surroundings.
He had never seen the spider. He fled before that final revelation, to seek employment
elsewhere—preferably above ground.
Tony wasn't lending any credence to
that one at all. A spider that size was clearly impossible.
But,
in spite of his disbelief in all the stories, he was still nervous.
He had broken the cardinal rule of sewer workers just a few minutes ago and now
he was trying to undo the damage. The cardinal rule was: don't get separated from
your partner or your team.
There were very sound reasons for the cardinal rule, and they
had nothing to do with alligators, rats, or giant spiders.
First,
there was the fact of gas. Sewer gas is nothing more than methane,
the same as swamp gas, but if it accumulates in a closed area, it is not only
explosive, but it will replace the oxygen needed for human survival, so asphyxia
can be a real danger. Then, there was the very real possibility of becoming lost in the
labyrinth of tunnels. The city didn't want to pay overtime while you wandered about in
the dark, so the joke went. And they didn't want the lawsuit when you freakin' died, either.
Norton had been there with him and they were doing inspections,
examining drains and water levels, looking for blockages and debris. He had turned a
corner and suddenly he was alone. He called out and received no reply. At first
he did exactly what you were supposed to do in that situation. He had remained
right where he was, waiting for the older, more experienced man to come back
for him. But after fifteen minutes, he began to doubt that Norton was coming back.
He was not yet in a state of panic—he had too much common sense for that, but he
was nervous. Deodorant failure was imminent, not that it would matter down here.
They
were on the fourth level, far enough below the teeming city streets
that there was no traffic noise or even sound from the subway trains. There were
only the sounds of flowing and dripping water and the hiss of steam. Sometimes
the harsh clanking of pipes contracting or expanding, but nothing more.
At least that had been the case for the first half hour or so. Then he had
started hearing other things. He wondered how much of what he was hearing was
generated by his own active imagination. He hoped all of
it was his imagination. He also hoped that what he was
hearing was his coworkers messing with him. Some kind of ribald sewer initiation, maybe.
Because, if it wasn't…
First he had noticed mewling sounds, not unlike what he would
imagine that unfortunate kitten-in-the-web might make, but also
not entirely unlike the cries of a newborn infant. Impossible of course, down here. But
that was what it sounded like.
Then
there was another sound that drifted to his suddenly over-sensitive
ears, coming and going randomly. That one sounded like growling. Just vibrations
from steam pipes, probably. But, what if it wasn't? What if it really was growling? What could it be? Dogs? There were a lot of strays in a city
like New York, but how would dogs, even feral dogs, get down here? And how dangerous might
they be? How hungry? Hungry enough to take on a single, unarmed man?
At first
he had called out repeatedly, until it became apparent that he
was alone and that he would remain that way until the initiation was over. If
it was an initiation. Then he realized how
plaintive and pitiful he sounded and he shut up. If there was something dangerous down
here, there was no point in drawing it to him by crying like a bitch. Besides, the less
noise he made the less his coworkers would have to snicker about later, at his expense.
And the better he could hear.
And by now, he was hearing very well, indeed.
He had moved away from where he and Norton had become
separated and he'd come almost immediately to a five-point intersection. There were supposed
to be signs posted here, but they had long since been torn down. His sense of direction
was totally screwed and he really had no idea where he was.
From a tunnel
to his left, a long, echoing whining cry issued and he felt
his skin actually crawl. From his right, a low, almost continuous growl rumbled,
like a tiger might make just before it pounced on something helpless and tasty. Tony bore
to the left. Around a turn. Then another. Still another. He wasn't running. Not yet. But
he was hustling right along. His heart was up for a run, though. It kept telling him, "look, Dude, le's ju's boogie!" He waded on in
fetid water that contained unknowable and unthinkable things. His battery lantern was still
holding up pretty well, but it wouldn't last forever and he knew one thing above all else.
He didn't want to be down here in total darkness.
Then, as he shined
his light ahead, he caught a glimpse of something moving
and he instinctively hit it with the light. He stopped completely still then, trying to
digest the enormity of what he was sure he'd just seen. What he didn't care to believe
at all. He supposed it might have been a rat as big as
a Cocker Spaniel, but no…
He was certain he'd seen a small, naked baby, crawling around
the corner ahead. It was filthy and it appeared to be
of Negroid extraction, and it had looked at him, glaring balefully into the light, then
scooted on all fours out of sight.
Tony found himself breathing deeply
of the stench of his prison and recalling another of
those stupid stories…
Of all the dumb sewer tales he'd heard, the one about the
aborted babies was the most far-fetched and therefore the one he'd
paid the least attention to. The alligators and the giant rats were a bit of a stretch
and the spider story was ridiculous. The abortion stories went even beyond that, to the
point of being so outrageous that Tony found them to be deserving only of his
contempt and a derisive snort of disbelief.
That poor mothers were having illegal
and even self-induced abortions in a city this size
was without a doubt true. That the unborn fetuses were being routinely flushed down toilets
was also no doubt true. But the stories of those unwanted and discarded babies somehow
surviving…growing down here…turning
perhaps into something less than human…or more
than human…Tony shuddered as cool sewer air blew lightly across the back of his
neck. But…what was that? Well,
whatever it was, it had fled. And that was fine with Tony. He continued on,
convinced that he would soon find a way out and he and his partner and coworkers
would later have some laughs over a few beers as he recounted his adventures.
In minutes, however, he began to realize that most likely he was
merely whistling past the graveyard. He came to another collection point—a large
room steeped in utter darkness with several tunnels leading in and out. Here, his
flashlight showed him what he was really up against and he began to know the
meaning of true terror. He realized, as he felt his own urine soak the leg of
his jeans, that even in the most far-fetched of tales, there may yet linger the
smallest grain of truth, and that sometimes the reality is much worse than anything
the imagination might provide.
In the weakening glow of the light he saw that he had stumbled
across the place of orphaned survival, the nursery of the damned,
where misshapen infants suckled at the deformed breasts of beings more demonic than human,
beings who were the detritus of other, long-dead generations. Here, in the muck of human
refuse and discarded food, survived the twisted unlikely, the deformed,
malnourished freaks, long of fang and claw, immersed in filth and unknowable
loneliness and at the same time swaddled in scathing hatred.
Tony had quite an imagination, but he
could not fathom how anything, how anyone could
survive down here in the inky blackness, survive and most likely reproduce themselves…he
saw open, running sores, missing limbs, blinded eyes—whether from fighting amongst
themselves or from the actual fact of forcible, late-term abortion, he could
not know.
And there were hundreds…As
Tony felt his mind begin to slip off over the edge and
into the roaring abyss of madness, he was snapped back to reality by a firm hand upon his
shoulder.
Next to his ear, Norton whispered, "Don't stare, Tony. Don't
make eye contact. And don't turn around. Don't show
'em your back, or you're dead meat. Back toward the tunnel and keep your light on 'em."
Somehow,
they made the tunnel and as they began to run away from that most
miserable of places, Norton spoke again.
"One more thing, Tony."
"What's that?"
He gasped, picking up speed, seeking light ahead.
"Mind the alligators!"
Tony
could hear Norton cackling and wheezing along behind him, braying out
great whoops of laughter and stumbling along in the darkness, right up until
the stupid son-of-a-bitch began screaming.
“Level
4” was originally published in a chapbook, “The Gazing Ball” from Fossil
Publications in 2006.
The Big Well
Kenneth James Crist
For Clinton
LaRue the nightmare began in Greensburg, Kansas, on
a sunny day in March 2014. Clint was traveling from his home in Pennsylvania to Colorado
for a job interview. He would have preferred to fly, but money was tight. He hadn’t
worked in almost six months and funds were running out, surely but not so slowly. As he
came into the small town, he noticed a lot of new construction and then he wondered if
this was the town he’d heard or read about that got wiped out by a tornado. Seemed
like it was back in about 2007, or maybe 2006. Supposedly, they were rebuilding everything,
but with a twist—Greensburg would now be the “greenest” town in America,
with everything built to the latest, high-tech clean energy standards.
As he cruised slowly through the town, he
noticed their single tourist attraction had apparently come through the tornado
unscathed. There was the sign, “World’s Largest Hand-dug Well & Pallasite
Meteorite, Left two blocks.”
Well, why the hell not? He found
himself making the turn almost without thinking about it. He’d been
sitting for hours and he needed a stretch and a restroom visit anyway. Might as well look
at the big hole in the ground, too. Nobody can
say I’m not a sport, he thought, as he parked and got out at the gift shop.
Inside, he walked around and looked at the
tourist junk and found the restroom, then he paid his admission to see the big
rock from space and the big hole. The meteorite was a thousand pounds of metallic
iron ore, pocked and partially melted by its trip through the atmosphere and interesting
in its own right, if one liked that type of thing.
The well was 109 feet deep and 32 feet in diameter,
lined with concrete that was poured on the surface and lowered into place as the digging
progressed. This task began in 1884. For its day, it was an engineering marvel. Clint decided
he’d do the climb. He’d paid his money and he might as well get some exercise
along with his history lesson.
At the bottom, there wasn’t
all that much to see. A pool of water and a man-made cavern of sorts, and
that was about it. He was alone at the bottom and he read the plaques and decided he might
as well start back up. It would be a bit tougher than coming down.
Then, suddenly, he was no longer alone. There
was a little brown-skinned guy in a turban standing there looking at him. He stood about
four-foot-nothing and besides the turban, he wore baggy pants and those goofy shoes with
the toes that turned up.
Clint hadn’t heard him
come down the steps, which were iron, and they had made considerable noise as
he came down. There was a peculiar smell in the air, too. As soon as he thought about it,
Clint realized what it was. Ozone. The smell you get around electric motors and
transformers, where high magnetic fields and sparks have changed ordinary
oxygen, adding a third electron.
“What language, please?”
the little man had his palms pressed together, fingers
outward, and was bowing to Clint.
“Ahh . . . English, I guess
. . .”
“Ahh, thank you, that is
good. I am fluent in nearly all languages, but English is one of my favorites.
So many nuances, so many homonyms and antonyms. It is a fun language. Now, how may I be
of service, Sir?”
“Okay, ah . . . wait, what?”
“How may I serve you, Sir?” The little guy
bowed again and then looked up, expectantly. Clint was reminded of his Jack
Russell terrier, Bennie, when he was seeking a treat. The bright-eyed expectancy
was spot-on.
“Serve me? Why would you . . .
wait, who are you?”
“I am The Genie, Sir. At your service.”
“You’re a Genie. Riiight. Okay, nice meeting
you, Gotta go. . . .”
“No, Sir. Not A Genie, Sir. The Genie. You see,
I am me and there is only me. There are no others. . . .”
“Right. So, where’s
your lamp, or bottle, or whatever? Aren’t you
supposed to be freed from a lamp or bottle and grant wishes?”
“Oh,
yes, Sir. That was in the olden days. It was actually
a means of travel for me, you see . . . a type of portability. Now I get around in a Prius,
like everyone else.”
Clint was starting to like this
little guy, whoever he was. He sounded sort of like Rajesh Koothrappali, from The Big Bang Theory, or maybe Apu, the owner of Kwik-E-Mart from The Simpsons. Might as well have a little fun. . . .
“So, does that mean I get three wishes, then?”
“Oh,
no, Sir. I only get to grant one wish and then only once every hundred years. Like everywhere
else, we’ve had cutbacks, you see.”
“Oh, right, right. Cutbacks, yeah. The economy, I suppose.”
“Oh, no, Sir. Not the economy. It’s the lack of
belief in magic and all that it entails. People today do not believe properly
in magical things, spells, hexes, curses, and the like. They think it is all
clever illusion, merely put on by charlatans to entertain and make money.”
Clint had decided to play along with
this little charade for a while. “Okay, so what are you going to do for me, then?”
“Anything you wish, Sir. You may have wealth,
you may have women, you may have any pleasures you like, but you must be careful,
Sir. All things granted have their price, you see.”
“Going
to capture my soul, or something? Steal it away?”
“Oh, no, Sir! I am not the devil. There is no
black magic here. Only karma. But karma is very powerful. Choose wisely and
think always of the outcome of your actions.”
Clint didn’t have to think
very long. He remembered a book he’d read once,
or maybe it was a short story, about a guy who asked for only one thing, but it was cleverly
done. He looked at the little Genie and said, “I’d like to have a magic wallet
that would always provide exactly the amount of money I need to cover the cost of anything
I want to buy. You see, I’m not greedy, and I don’t need to be necessarily
rich. But it would be nice to never have to worry about money, or holding a job.”
“It shall be yours, then,” The Genie said, “and
thank you, Sir.”
“Why are you thanking me?”
“You have allowed me to continue my journey for
another hundred years.”
There was that ozone smell again
and then a blinding blue crackle and flash and Clint
was once more alone. At his feet, lying on the concrete floor was a reddish-brown wallet
of thin leather. He picked it up and opened it and found it empty. He almost tossed it
in the well, but then he decided, what the hell?
“Okay, that was fuckin’
weird,” he said as he headed back up the stairs, “I’m gonna have
to find out how they did that shit.” He shoved the wallet in his back pocket.
~~~~~
When Clint got ready to hit the
road, he realized he needed gas and he pulled in at the Farm-Rite station
on the main drag. He filled the tank on his old Ford Crown Vic, a car that had been a
police car and had seen better days. He knew his Visa card was almost maxed out
and he was very low on cash, but when he reached for his wallet, his hand found
the other, new wallet instead. On impulse, he peeked inside and found $26.50 in
cash. The exact amount showing on the pump. He leaned against the side of the
Crown Vic and did some deep-breathing exercises for a minute, then went inside to pay.
The wallet was now empty.
After paying for his gas, he
had another thought and he went and got a sandwich, a bag of chips and a Coke
from the cooler. The clerk rang them up and Clint opened the mysterious wallet. There
was five dollars and seven cents—the exact amount on the register. Clint felt a
grin starting to spread across his face. He paid for the snack and ran for the
car.
Seventy miles down the road,
Clint had another thought. Why was he rushing to a job interview, when he had
in his pocket a wallet with an unlimited supply of money? Why did people work in the first
place? To promote their livelihood, put food on the table, be able to buy the
necessities of life in a modern society. He took the next exit, turned around
and headed for home. Fuck the job, this was just too cool.
~~~~~
Clint arrived back in Pennsylvania in
a new, gunmetal-gray Lexus with all the bells and whistles. The back seat and trunk
were packed full of toys and gifts and he was giddy with his new-found wallet,
the source of everything and anything he’d ever wanted.
Within a few
weeks, he’d moved his wife and kids to a nicer
house and paid it off in cash. The wallet had swollen to the size of a small briefcase
to hold all the money required for that transaction, and the real estate company had three
salesmen with counterfeit pens going over the hundred-dollar bills for hours.
Life became very idyllic in their little corner
of the world. His wife Katie would later remember those days with fondness as
some of the best times of their marriage. With two kids, Dawn and Michael, two
dogs, one cat, and no mortgage, it seemed they were set for life.
~ ~ ~
The first visit from the IRS came seven
months to the day after Clint’s visit to the World’s Largest Hand-dug well.
Two Federal agents rang the bell of the $418,000 suburban ranch and quietly
demanded to see all tax returns, pay stubs, payment receipts, and bank
statements for the last seven years. Katie was all ready to spill the beans about
the wallet, but Clint would have none of it. He knew that if the Federal government ever
got their hands on a source of unlimited cash . . . well, look how far in debt the country
already was. Politicians with a magic wallet? That could not be allowed. He’d go
to jail first.
By the time the agents left, promising
indictments soon to come for fraud, money laundering and God only knew what
other charges, Clint and Katie were poised between a shit and a sweat, their
fight-or-flight mechanisms in high gear. They opted for flight.
While Katie
started packing stuff into Clint’s new Ram four-wheel
drive pickup, he took the Lexus and went to pull the kids out of school. Upon his return,
they packed kids, dogs, cat, and themselves into the truck and lit a shuck for Tennessee.
The magic wallet was still working fine, covering all the bills, including the cost of
the AR-15 rifle and ammo they bought just before they crossed out of Pennsylvania.
Within a few days, they were settled into a
modest cabin on a small lake buried back in the hills and, at about the same
time, they officially went on fugitive status with the feds. They carefully avoided
going into town together. They always paid cash for everything. They kept to themselves,
and hunted, and fished, and life went on.
Then Katie made a mistake and
called her sister in Maryland from her cell phone while she was in town, shopping.
An operator at the NSA flagged and recorded the
call and emailed it to an agent at the IRS. The exact cell tower that the call
went through was pinpointed and the hunt was narrowed. Twelve million illegal
immigrants went about their daily grind, unmolested by the federal government, while the
La Rue family was mercilessly hunted down.
The agents camped in the town
where the cell phone call was made, set up surveillance, and waited. By the
time Katie came to town and did it again, almost a million dollars of taxpayer money had
been wasted trying to prosecute people who had yet to break any laws.
As the IRS agents took Katie into custody in front
of the hardware store, a small man in a blue Prius drove by, observing the action. This
was getting good, he thought, but it was about to get better.
Katie gave up the location of the cabin in about
five minutes. No torture required. Katie had always been a good girl, and she
had been taught to obey authority figures. Did Clint have any weapons? Yes, he
had a new rifle. What kind of rifle? It was
an AR-something. Aha. An assault rifle. The
agents parked her in the county jail to await further developments.
That was why she never got to see the FBI SWAT
team move in on the cabin, and her husband heroically defend his right to Life,
Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, not to mention his right to protection
from unreasonable search and his right to keep and bear arms.
At least the SWAT team didn’t
set the cabin afire or kill the kids.
When it was all said and done, Katie only told
one small lie. She had to admit she didn’t have any idea where Clint got his
money. When the FBI handed over his personal effects, the wallet was in there.
Katie’s spending habits were much
more modest than Clint’s had been. But it was nice that she was able to cover his
final expenses so handily.
~~ END ~~
The
Causeway
by
Kenneth
James Crist
Peering down into the waters of Lake Ponchartrain,
I saw the eyes, looking back at me. It hadn't really dawned on me that
we were in trouble, until that point, but I was starting to get a glimmer.
We
had been enroute from a family reunion in Findlay, Ohio, to our
home in New Orleans. It had been a typical ordeal, full of sniper warfare,
drunken accusations, and tears. Why do we always go? I have no good answer. I guess this
year it was to show off the big, black Pontiac Bonneville that we could scarce afford,
with all of the bills for our son's therapy . We bought it anyway, putting ourselves further
in debt than I really care to be.
At the reunion, my mom
had gotten into that old rap about how I had married
beneath my station in life, and how Jody's family was trailer trash, and no wonder our
son was retarded, etc. Our son really isn't retarded. He is autistic—highly intelligent,
but locked into a world of his own creation, and unable—or unwilling—to deal
with what we perceive to be the real world.
We had left the reunion exhausted and in
an ugly mood and I had decided to drive straight through. At three-thirty in the
morning, we came at last to the twenty-nine mile Causeway across Lake Ponchartrain, and
at about the same time fog was settling in. I reduced my speed, as the wooly, thick gray
mass enclosed the car in a cocoon of near-zero visibility.
It
was three forty-six by the dashboard clock when the strangeness
began. I had become sleepy as we droned along and I was catching myself dozing
at the wheel. I kept checking the clock, as it and the odometer were the only references
I had as to how much farther we had to go.
First, the clock stopped. It still displayed
the time, but it didn't change. It continued to be three forty-six for several
minutes, and I thought, "Just what I need. Another repair bill." After several
miles, I turned on the dome light just long enough to see my wristwatch: Three
forty-six. Well, even a busted clock is right twice a day.
I looked at the odometer,
and saw 6049.4 miles. I kept glancing at it, waiting
for it to roll up the next tenth, but soon realized it wasn't working,
either. When the car quit, it was almost funny. I mean, hell,
it was practically a brand-new car. It shouldn't be breaking down. I coasted into a safety
turnout and as I started to reach for the key, the lights faded and we were in total, thick
darkness.
Jody stirred and asked, "We home yet?"
"Almost,
babe. I'm just gettin' sleepy. I'm gonna stretch my
legs and have a smoke." No sense in alarming her.
"Okay." She mumbled and laid her
head back, and drifted off.
I
opened the car door and stepped out, listening... listening for
the sound of traffic coming, the sound of frogs, the slap of water, anything.
The loudest thing I could hear was my own breathing. My life passing. I stepped around
to the passenger side, dug out my smokes and lit up. There should be an emergency phone
close, I thought, and I stepped over to the bridge rail and started walking and looking.
In thirty seconds or less, I found one, but the lamp
was out and I had to fumble in the darkness to use it. At first, I merely heard silence.
I lit my lighter, looking in the little phone cabinet to see if there was a dial
or if it was a direct line. No dial, so somebody should pick up immediately. I
jiggled the phone cradle a few times and still got no answer. Great. I'd picked
the only non-working phone on the whole damn causeway to break down next to.
Then I thought I heard something, very faintly, and I pressed the receiver more tightly
to my ear.
"Hello? Hello? Hey, we need help out here!"
There
was a return echo of my own voice, but it didn't sound quite
right. It was like an imperfect recording, a bad tape. I realized that the other
sound I had been hearing was a similar echo of my own breathing. I decided I'd walk a ways
and try the next phone back, behind the car.
A
quarter mile had never seemed like much distance at all. But
alone, wrapped in near-perfect silence, it seemed like quite a hike. In the gloom,
I nearly passed right by the next phone. It was suddenly there and I quickly yanked the
box open and pulled out the receiver. As I put it to my ear, I heard the echo of my voice,
saying, "Hello? Hello? Hey, we need help out here!" The quality had improved, though, since
I had heard it a few minutes ago, on the other phone, a quarter mile away. It really sounded
like me, now. Almost.
I
stood in the fog for a few minutes, thinking about what I should
do next. The total lack of any other traffic was very disturbing. The causeway
connected Interstate 10 and Interstate 12, and it should have been busy with truck
rigs, even at this hour. I struck my lighter, to look and see how long we'd been stranded
here. With a shock, I realized that my watch still read the same as it did just before
the car stalled: 3:46 A.M. This simply could not be, I thought, and I examined it more
closely. The colon that separated hours from minutes was still. It should have been blinking
on and off, once each second. Something had put my watch in stasis, and the dashboard clock
in the Bonneville, as well. Was that same phenomenon affecting the phones? Did it also
cause the car to quit?
I started hoofing it back to the
car, where the two most important people in my life
were still asleep. As I got in, I could just make out the shape of my wife in the right
seat.
"Were you calling for help?" she asked quietly.
"I
tried two of the emergency phones. They don't work."
"Did
you try the cell phone?"
Christ! I'd forgotten the cell phone! I'd only had it
a few days, a little perk given to me by my office. Since we were going out of town and
I didn't want it stolen, I'd put it in the trunk. Grinning sheepishly in the
darkness, I said, "Actually, I forgot all about it."
For once, Jody didn't
have anything shrill or nasty to say. Maybe her supply
had exhausted itself at the reunion. I slipped out of the car, fumbled with the keys, opened
the trunk and groped around for a minute, finally finding the cell phone. Hit the switch
and was rewarded with a lighted keypad. Dialed 911 and put it to my ear. Then incredibly,
I heard my own voice saying, "Hello? Hello? Hey, we need help out here!"
I
jerked the offending instrument away from my ear, and my mouth
was hanging open, breathing in acres of thick, fishy-smelling fog as I stared
at it in disbelief. From it came my own voice again, as it repeated, "Hello? Hello? Hey,
we need help out here!" Then the lighted keypad faded and went out.
I
got myself under control after a few minutes. How could my own
voice be captured by a cell phone minutes after I had talked on the emergency
phone? It had scared the shit out of me, pure and simple. I walked back around to the
driver's door, opened up and slid inside.
"Are they coming?" Jody asked.
"Most
definitely." I answered, although at the time I had
no idea who they were.
I
sat in the car for a few moments, gathering my wits and thinking
about our situation. Sooner or later, someone would have to come along and I
would hear them well before they came out of the fog. I should be able to flag someone
down. Then I remembered the flares.
I had road flares, three of them, in a kit
in the trunk. Once again, I slid out of the car and went around to the trunk.
I hauled out my lighter and quickly found the kit and extracted the flares. Now, I would
just need to stay outside the car, listen for the vehicle that was bound to come
soon, and lay a flare path on the road to indicate trouble. I stepped over to
the railing, listening to the slap of water from below, stuck a cigarette in my
mouth and snapped my lighter. When I had it going, I leaned on the rail, looking
out into the night.
As I smoked, my gaze wandered downward and I saw something
move directly below me. I focused on the water, dimly realizing that there was
little or no fog under the bridge, and that was when I saw the eyes. At first,
I did not recognize them as eyes. They looked like thousands of tiny red points
of light and I thought perhaps they were some type of phosphorescent creatures,
glowing to attract mates, or food. Then they blinked. It was as though they were "doing
the wave", that is, their eyes closed, then reopened, in a solid movement, sweeping from
my left to my right, taking a few seconds to cross the massed thousands that were directly
below me, under the causeway.
I stepped back from the
rail in confusion, then turned and walked about fifty
feet from the car and looked over again. The water was at first perfectly black, but then
I saw a pair of red eyes, then another, then thirty, then hundreds and thousands. They
assembled beneath my position, a rapt audience waiting for me to perform.
I
reached a shaking hand to my back pocket and withdrew one of the
road flares, briskly pulling the tab and squinting against the glare as it
burst into pinkish, reddish fire. If Hell really burns, it is probably the color of road
flares.
I held the flare aloft, out over the bridge rail and
I leaned out to better examine the creatures below. Now I saw no eyes, but on the piling
directly below me, I saw a slick, black mass oozing back into the water and
even as I watched, the gray concrete began to reappear. They had been halfway
up the bridge pier. They had been coming up to the deck, to the roadway!
I stood rooted to the spot, watching the calm surface
of the lake, until the flare burned too far down for me to hold it any longer. I laid it
on the rail, and retreated to the car. When I got in, I locked the doors and Jody
asked from the darkness, "What is it? What did you see?"
"I'm
not sure. Something in the lake, watching me."
"Oh, yeah. Right." she
said, sarcasm making her sound tired.
"I
think we may be in trouble." I said.
"Well, hell, yes, we're in trouble," she
said, "I'd like very much to get home. Is there any reason why we seem to have
no traffic at all, here?"
"I've been trying to figure that
out," I said, "and I think it has something to do with
time flow."
"Time flow."
"Yeah."
"You
lost me."
"Well, the clock on the dash was on the same time for
several minutes before the car died, and my watch has read 3:46 for all the time we've
been here."
"Something's stopping time?"
"It
would appear so."
"Bullshit! You just do something to get us out of here,
mister!" she was beginning to get shrill.
"Ease off a little, hon.
Let's not wake up Seth, okay?"
"Why? Don't want to deal with your
son?"
"Jody..."
"Don't Jody me, goddamn it! You know you
resent the hell out of him for screwing up your life and causing you the inconvenience-"
I reached over and placed my hand gently over her mouth
to still her and she started to push my hand away, then she looked where I was looking,
at the tiny red eyes pouring over the bridge rail, right next to the car.
"What...what is
that? Tim?"
"Shhh! Be quiet. I don't know what it is. It's what
I saw in the lake."
"Are those eyes?"
"Yes."
"Is
it like crabs or something?"
"No."
"Well, what is it?"
"I
don't know."
"You didn't see them?"
"Yeah, I did. But I don't know
what they are."
"What did it look like?"
"Just
those eyes, in a black shiny mass, slick looking, like
soft jelly..."
"Stop."
"Well, you asked..."
Just then, the right front
tire went flat with a hiss, and Jody screamed, waking
Seth.
I listened to her as she took in breath for another
scream, and I said, "Stop it! Jody, that won't help! You're only going to scare
Seth!"
"It's coming for us! We're gonna die!"
I
could find no fault with her reasoning as I frantically twisted
the ignition key one more time. I knew that it wouldn't start, but I was scared
beyond rational thought and was thinking only of escape. I turned the ignition switch
again and again, as though I could wish the
car to start.
Glancing to my right, past my wife, I could still see
the blackness, speckled with red eyes, sliding over the bridge rail, moving more
quickly now, almost eagerly, to surround the car.
The left front tire let
go with a bang, the car settled on my side. Jody screamed
again and then did something I had never heard her do before: she lapsed into praying.
I
looked out at the ground on my side of the car and realized it
was slick and black and moving. The car was completely surrounded and the red
eyes were sparkling almost gleefully, as the attack began to build momentum.
From
the corner of my eye, I saw movement and my vision snapped
back to the end of the hood, where a thin layer of black was flowing up over the
metal. Steam or smoke appeared to be rising from the mass. As I watched it move closer
to the windshield, I realized that it was dissolving the paint on the car's finish. Jody
interrupted her Rosary long enough to open her eyes, take one look around, and begin screaming
again.
From the back seat came an accompanying wail of anguish.
Now Seth was wide awake and scared, too. He was yelling in response to Jody's screams as
she became more frantic.
As the mass of black nastiness
approached the windshield, I remembered the lighter
gripped tightly in my hand. I flipped it open and struck the spark wheel and I was rewarded
with a good, steady flame.
I waved the lighter at the inside of the windshield
glass and watched as the mass retreated from the light. I now could clearly see bare,
shiny steel where only moments ago there had been glossy black baked-on paint.
If they could do that to auto paint, I thought, they'd make short work of us.
I had no sooner completed the thought than the right
rear tire deflated with a hooting sound like a New Year's noisemaker.
"God,
Tim, do something!"
"What? What can I do? I'm open here. Give me some
suggestions!"
"I don't know, but they're gonna get us!"
The
lighter was growing hot in my hand and I knew it wouldn't be
long before I would have to close it and let it cool, or find a way to hold it
until it ran out of fuel.
"Where are the rest of the flares?"
They were in my back pocket.
"Here! Right here. But I can't light one in here. Hell,
it'll set the car on fire."
"Can you light one quick, and toss it out on the ground?"
"I
can maybe do better than that," I said, "I can try to
land it on the hood or the top."
I started to light one of the flares and
suddenly froze. "Shit!"
"What?" she asked, her
voice rising again.
"I won't be able to get the window down. They're power
windows."
"You'll have to open the door."
I
lit the flare and sparks started cascading onto the seats and my
clothing. In seconds I was able to quickly crack the door and wave the flare
down toward the pavement, driving the mass back until I could reach up over the top
of the car. I laid the flare as far out into the center of the roof as I could reach and
pulled my arm back in and slammed the door.
Now there was bright hell-light all around
the car and the mass had retreated far enough into the fog that it was invisible.
I listened to the hiss of the burning flare, knowing I could do this trick only one more
time and then we were history.
When the flare began to sputter
and its light started to die, I reluctantly lit the
last one.
I pulled the tab, and opened the car door again and
set it on the top. Now we had just the amount of time it would take for the flare to burn,
then we were meat for these things, whatever they were.
As
we waited out our time I began thinking back over my life and I
realized that my years with Jody and Seth, in spite of all our problems, were
the best years of my life. I mused on my life and our relationship until the last flare
went out.
Soon, the red eyes were back, staring in greedily at
us. Jody had started screaming again, only now I held her and told her to keep her eyes
closed. I continued to watch, though, and soon the windows of the car were
completely covered.
Seth was becoming more agitated and he was yelling long
streams of meaningless gibberish. It just went on and on and it truly got on my nerves
until, after he'd been doing this for several minutes, I realized that the mass
outside wasn't making any more progress. It had stopped. I got the distinct
impression that it was listening.
Seth kept babbling away, now with his volume up, yelling
his nonsense words, and I realized that it all sounded
different. I had never heard these particular sounds before from Seth
and the more I listened, the more I began to notice that it was one phrase
repeated over and over. Soon, the mass began to ease back down the glass, as if
in retreat, and then the car suddenly filled with pulsing red and blue light. Jody started
to freak again, but I hushed her and told her it was all right. It was the Highway Patrol.
The
Pontiac had to be towed. The two Troopers were amazed at the
condition of the Bonneville. They had never seen anything like it and neither
had I. They had seen the blackness rapidly retreating from our car as they pulled up.
Why
they had even been allowed that close was something I could not
understand. After our rescue, I looked at my watch and it was running right on
time. The time we had spent trapped there on the Causeway was time that we just lost,
somehow. I couldn't understand why the Trooper's car would run, and what had broken the
spell of the time-suspension thing, if that term is not too inaccurate.
Now
I believe it was Seth. I think that on some level that we can't
understand, Seth was able to communicate with them and that he drove them back.
It's been almost two months since the Causeway, but
it is far from over. The insurance company replaced the car. They said it was not salvageable
and with no argument bought me a new one. I think someone wanted it. Maybe it's
being held as evidence. I don't know.
One night last week I started thinking
about possible ways the black mass could get to my house.
The Department of Public Works assures me that there are no direct sewage runs out to Lake
Ponchartrain, that don't go through a treatment plant. But there are the storm sewers.
Three
nights ago, the telephone rang and when I answered it, I
heard my own voice, very clearly, saying, "Hello? Hello? Hey, we need help out here!"
I haven't mentioned that to Jody.
We came home from an evening out tonight
and sent the babysitter home. As I got ready for bed, I went into the bathroom
and I smelled that close, cloying, fishy smell. When I picked up the lid of the stool,
there was a black scum in the water. I flushed it, and I haven't said anything to Jody
about that, either.
Seth has been sleeping in our room,
ever since the Causeway, and I think that's a good idea.
Published
on Skin and Bones website, 1999