Happy Hour at the Grown Folks Bar
By
Pamela Ebel
“Do you need some ice?”
Cliff Simms leaned over the bar and
held a scoop of ice cubes out to Robin Carter, who sat staring at her glass of Old Overholt on the
rocks.
“No
thanks Cliff. I have enough ice to smooth the rye a bit.” She smiled and held the glass up.
“See?”
“I
didn’t mean ice for your drink. It might help with the…” He reached his hand toward
the egg sized bruise on Robin’s cheek that wasn’t quite hidden by her auburn hair. She
backed away with a flinch and Cliff pulled his hand back quickly.
“It’s okay Cliff. I’ll put some
ice on it when I get home. Thanks for the thought though.”
The
clock on the wall behind the bar came to life suddenly as an ancient Cuckoo
appeared and announced that it was 4:00 p.m. Across the room a sign in the window lit up in red,
white and blue neon with a flashing message that “It’s Happy Hour at the Grown Folks
Bar.”
There was
a loud cheer from the crowd standing at the other end of the bar room. Sticks and balls were flying
around the pool table and the sticks and balls attached to the men in their red ball caps grew larger
every time another round of drinks appeared.
“You got him Slim!”
“Yeah, Slim go ahead and sink the 8 ball
so we can start on the Happy Hour specials.”
More
laughing and comments and then, total silence as the man leaning over the pool table called the
pocket and the 8 ball rolled down the table and disappeared. Then a great cheer as the
tall man slapped the back of his losing competitor and took three hundred-dollar bills off the rail.
“First Happy Hour Round is on
me, Cliff!”
Jeff
Slim Carter emerged from the sea of red ball caps, pulling his off to smooth a thick mane of black
hair. He looked down the bar at Robin who had turned her attention back to her drink.
“Be
sure to give my wife a fresh drink too. Maybe it will improve her mood. What do you think, Robin?”
He moved
to her side and yanked Robin’s shoulder toward him.
“You need to fix your hair better.
That little bruise is showing. Wouldn’t want the gang to get the wrong idea.”
Robin winced as Slim pushed his
fingers into her shoulder.
Cliff appeared
with a fresh rye on the rocks, even though she had barely touched the first one, and a bourbon and
coke for Slim, who smiled broadly as the front door opened.
“Just the man I’ve been waiting for. Derek,
how you been? Cliff, get Derek whatever he wants. Do you have something for me?”
“Sure, do Slim. Right here!”
Derek handed over a small paper bag.
“My
Happy Hour Pills! Robin, put this bag in your purse. Derek, we can all go over to Carol’s.
She’s having her usual Friday Open House and there is always plenty of booze and new faces,
if you know what I mean. Robin here, usually just sits and nurses one drink all
night. Maybe tonight you can do something besides sit like a stump!”
Slim pushed Robin’s shoulder sharply, causing
her to slip off the bar stool. The two men laughed as she struggled to get back up.
“Let me do
one thing and then we can leave. I got a hundred-dollar bill here says I can clear the table in
under two minutes. Any takers?”
One
of the men stepped up and placed two fifties on the rail and everyone
made a space for Slim. He picked a cue stick and then let the challenger break the balls. With a
timer selected everyone grew quiet, all eyes on the table.
Everyone, including, Cliff was looking at
Slim or staring at watches. Everyone except Robin. Suddenly a cheer went up as the
pool table was cleared in a minute and thirty seconds.
Another
round of Happy Hour Drinks was ordered and Slim downed another bourbon and coke at the pool table.
Returning to where Robin sat, he pulled the paper bag out of her purse, placed it in his
jacket pocket and downed his remaining bourbon and coke.
“Time
to go to Carol’s. Get your coat.”
“I don’t feel well. I want to go home,
please. You can just drop me off and then go on over.”
“Taking you home is going to take me twenty
minutes out of the way. Either come with me to Carol’s or find you own way home.” He
grew loud and sneered at her.
“Alright,
I’ll get a taxi. I just don’t feel well. I’m sorry.”
“Yeah, you’ll be really
sorry later tonight, Bitch. But I need to get going. I’ll see you guys in a while.”
He saluted the
sea of red ball caps, shot Robin one more threatening sneer and went out the door.
She heard his Harley fire up and
watched through the window as he screeched out of the parking lot. She turned back just as the bartender
picked up Slim’s empty glass, rinsed it out and placed it in the dishwasher.
“I am going to the Ladies Room,
Cliff. Back in a moment.”
Robin
walked down the hallway to the bathroom and looked backed to see that no one else was coming. She
entered and locked the door behind her. Inside the stall she took out a tissue
containing two empty pill capsules, dropped it into the toilet, pushed the handle and watched as
it swirled rapidly downward and disappeared.
Back at her seat at the bar Robin looked at the
clock again as Cliff offered to give her a ride home.
“In twenty minutes, it will be 6:00 p.m.
and another Happy Hour will be over for another Friday night and my shift will be over, too. I would
be glad to give you a ride and spare you the cost of a taxi.”
“Thanks Cliff. That would be
great!”
The
next Friday Robin entered the bar just as the Cuckoo made his appearance and announced it was 4
p.m. The red, white and blue neon sign blinked to life indicating that it was once again Friday
night “It’s Happy Hour at the Grown Folks Bar.”
The room grew silent as the pool players
and their audience of red ball caps stared at her. Finally, one man stepped out, removed his cap
and offered her the group’s condolences for the death of her husband.
The paper had reported that on
Friday evening a week ago, Jeff Slim Carter had lost control of his motorcycle and crashed into
Tillman’s Gorge dying instantly. An autopsy report indicated that he had ingested a lethal
dose of barbiturates along with alcohol a half hour or so before the accident, causing him to lose
consciousness. The police traced his movements to a local bar, where the bartender confirmed that
he had consumed four bourbon and cokes before leaving. The article noted that his wife
did not leave with her husband because she was ill. Funeral arrangements were pending.
Robin pulled Slim’s red ball
cap out of her purse and handed it to the man. Then she took out a hundred-dollar
bill and placed it on the bar.
“I
know Slim would have wanted his cap retired here and I know he would want to leave you with good
memories. So, Cliff, please give a Happy Hour round to the house in honor of my husband.”
Everyone cheered and raced to
place their order. The man who had accepted the ball cap hung it high on the cue rack and everyone
toasted Jeff Slim Carter.
Cliff gave
Robin her rye on rocks. She took a couple of sips and looked at the Cuckoo Clock.
“I have to get going. I have
a pot roast in the oven and I don’t want it to burn.”
She stood, raised her glass to the
red ball cap hanging on the cue rack, took a quick sip of rye, set it on the bar and walked to the
front door, taking one more look at the neon sign announcing “It’s Happy Hour at the
Grown Folks Bar.”
Cliff
called out, “Pot Roast is my favorite.”
“I know. I’ll see you about 6:30.”
Then Robin opened the door and
disappeared into the night.
Hacked Off!
By Pamela Ebel
July
4, 2019
The Embarcadero, Pier 23 Parking Lot
San Francisco 5:00 a.m.
Alexi Gorev had never considered himself
in danger because of his job as a computer hacker for the Russian cybergroup Evil Corp.
So, he was completely surprised when the darts hit him.
As Gorev’s breathing stopped a gloved hand reached
down, removed the darts from his chest and arm and walked quietly from the garage.
July 4, 2019
Cerberus Cyber Security, Market Street
San Francisco 6:30 a.m.
“Good morning, Ms. Vale. You are
in earlier than usual I see. Think that is going to get you moved up in the pecking order
maybe? Think the boss might show up this early and realize you need a better office? A
better view? Something better than what I have just because you’re a woman and have
a law degree?”
Steve
Laxle glared at Claudia Vale as he stood at her office door. He had opposed her hiring
based on his belief that women couldn’t do the type of security work Cerberus engaged
in as one of the FBI’s private sector partners.
“Good morning, Steve. I am just about
to get into the assignment on the latest hack of bank accounts over in Marin County. I
wanted a little quiet time to assess the chatter we picked up between the Kremlin and their
main hacking unit in Evil Corp.”
“Who
gave you that assignment? I sure as hell didn’t. I was planning on starting on it
tomorrow.”
“I
got a call from Special Agent Bricker over at FBI headquarters yesterday. You had already
left for the day. He told me to get on the assignment as soon as they started to send the
encrypted messages over. I started last night, I had some personal business I had to take
care of earlier this morning. When it was finished, I came here to keep working on the
assignment.”
“Personal
business before 6:00 a.m.? Really? We will just see about this. Hold off on any more work
until I speak with Bricker.”
As
Laxle stormed out Claudia turned and picked up the photo of her aunt Paula who had died
of a heart attack when her entire savings had been stolen in a local hacking scheme a few
months earlier.
After four
months of law enforcement officials at all levels failing to capture or get any leads on
the hackers, Claudia had used her security clearance to do some sleuthing of her own, finding
an ‘off the grid money mule operation’ skimming thousands from their employers
in the Russian government. She had approached Laxle with great expectations and excitement.
“Steve, I think I have a lead on
some local hackers who might be responsible for that bank account hack back in January.
I put together a brief for you.”
She
had placed her information on his desk.
“Ms.
Vale, just because you have a last name like the reporter that had Batman all a flutter,
doesn’t make you a crime fighter in the real world. I have bigger issues.”
He had pushed the brief back to her, turned
to his computer, ending the conversation. So, she had returned to her office and clicked
into the Russian chatter about missing money and dug deeper.
Finally, two weeks ago she had discovered the identities
of the four men responsible for the hack. She tried again.
“Steve, I think I have narrowed down the list
of Russian Nationals on the January hack. Should we send this over to Bricker? He’s
been looking for the connection.”
“It’s
like I keep telling you MS, VALE! I decide what we send and when we send it over to the
FBI.”
Realizing
her situation Claudia had returned to her office and planted anonymous information into
the FBI’s data system to indicate that Evil Corp. had received orders from the Kremlin
to eliminate the ‘off-grid skimmers’ in the usual manner. As she knew they
would, the Bureau assumed that meant using some type of poison. Then she waited for their
call.
Laxle appeared
at her office door again. “Bricker says you told him you didn’t know where
I was yesterday when he called. I told everyone I was calling it a day.”
“I
didn’t think you wanted me telling the head of the local Bureau office that you had
gone home for the day at 2:30 in the afternoon, Steve.”
Claudia
attempted to look contrite as he stomped out. She rose to make sure he was gone and closed
her door. Sitting back down, she touched her aunt’s photo as she picked up the phone
and made a dinner reservation.
“Pay
Back Time, Aunt Paula!”
July
4, 2019
Cliff House
Restaurant
San Francisco
6:00 p.m.
Kori Litov
sipped his vodka martini at the Cliff House bar and listened as a local newscaster reported
on another citizen death from an apparent overdose of some form of barbiturate. The reporter
stood in front of the Pier 23 Parking Lot.
“The still unidentified man was found by a
cleaning crew in that parking garage this morning about 6:00 a.m. The coroner on scene
said that man had a couple of needle marks.”
Litov
thought of calling his friend and co-worker Alexi Gorev, who parked his car in that garage,
to see if he knew the guy, but decided another martini and then a walk down on the Seal
Rocks would be more fun. He was also distracted by the lovely black-haired beauty that
he had been visiting with.
“I
love your accent. Where did you say you were from?”
She
smiled at Litov, who was feeling the effects of the third martini.
“I
didn’t say. But I am from Moscow.”
“OOH!
A Russian! I have always wanted to meet a real Russian.”
She
smiled slowly. “It’s stuffy in here. How about a walk on Seal Rocks?”
“My favorite place here in this city! Yes! Let
us walk!”
Litov walked
unsteadily onto the slippery rocks as the waves crashed up toward him
Between
the wind and the barking of the seals he didn’t hear the footsteps behind him and
didn’t feel the sharp jab of the dart into his arm.
July
6, 2019
The Haight
Apartments
San Francisco
7:30 p.m.
Maxsim Turashev
and Igor Kaspersky sat in their apartment drinking shots of vodka and listening to the
news reports that two Russian Nationals had been found dead two days before. The Coroner
had released the cause of death of both men as an overdose of barbiturates, delivered into
the skin tissue.
“I
think someone has found our ‘Money Mule’ Igor. You know that Litov and Gorev
didn’t use drugs. Our government uses poisons to get rid of people. The Kremlin knows
everything going on here through Evil Corp. We’ve worked for the cartel for three
years with no trouble until you started shifting funds into the hidden money laundering
account.”
“We
don’t know what our friends did in their spare time. Maybe they used the extra money
for drugs, or women, or whatever. But one thing we can’t do is look worried or do
anything different in case we are being watched. If someone asks, we didn’t know
anything about anything. Do you understand?”
“Yeah!
But look, we have a big bank roll now. It’s about $500,000 each! Let’s head to
the island. We could live nice. When the heat is over, maybe we could relocate somewhere
else and start ‘money mule’ again. Right now, I don’t think it’s safe
to keep going.”
“You are such a worrier. We’re just two
more young bachelor geeks working in Silicon Valley. If we try to leave, they will know
we did something wrong. Besides, the hacking is easy. Americans are so gullible. They believe
anything if you are polite and smile while you pick their pockets and computers.”
Igor poured another shot of vodka and stared
out the window as their new neighbor walked up the stairs to the apartments. He smiled
as he remembered how scared and upset she had been when he ran the hacking program that
shut down her home lap top.
“I
mean really, where else would we find such gullible people like this woman next door? After
I froze her computer, she fell for the line about accessing her debit card to protect the
funds we hadn’t really ‘taken’. We got a nice $12,000 from her and didn’t
have to leave the apartment. We can ride the hidden mule a bit more. We just have to act
natural.”
Claudia
Vale entered the apartment she had rented next to the remaining two hackers responsible
for the theft of her aunt’s savings account. The apartment had become available when
she sent the previous occupant an anonymous tip that his ex-wife had discovered his address
and was planning to serve him with suit for back child support.
She
had used an alias and a black wig and glasses to disguise her blond hair when renting the
apartment and then let the Russians hack her computer to make sure she had the right actors.
After making a quick visit to the area around the Sather Gates in Berkley, Claudia set
her final plan in motion.
Now, hearing
the remaining Russians’ laughter, she took the bottle of Mamont Vodka and two shot
glasses out of the freezer and placed them in a liquor store paper bag, freshened her lipstick,
checked to be sure the hall was clear and knocked on their door.
“Ms. Smith, what a surprise!”
Maxsim offered his best
‘fox in the hen house’ smile.
“We
haven’t been properly introduced yet. I’m Julie Smith. The manager said my
neighbors were from Russia and I wanted to give you a gift to start what I hope will be
a long, fruitful friendship.”
She
took the bottle and shot glasses out of the bag and held them up.
“Mamont!
We have not seen that here in the states. What a great gift. Please come in and have a
toast with us.”
Maxsim grabbed
the bottle and glasses and stepped aside to let her enter the apartment. She watched as
Igor took the bottle, placed it on the dining table and pulled the cork out.
“I’m afraid I can’t join
you in a toast tonight. I have an ear infection and antibiotics and alcohol don’t
mix. But I will be done with the prescription tomorrow. Perhaps I can return to toast then?”
Igor was already pouring the vodka into
two extra-large shot glasses.
“That
would be wonderful. If there is any left!”
She
slipped her hand into the paper bag and waited as the two men lifted their glasses.
“Za Zda ro’ vye! To Your Health!”
They shouted loudly and downed
the vodka. They both took another shot, then began to cough and choke. As the three-minute
mark approached Maxsim and Igor had fallen to the floor in respiratory distress. In
fifteen minutes the two men lie silently side by side.
Claudia
removed her hand from the bag, picked up the vodka bottle and shot glasses and slipped
them into it. They joined the empty vial of barbiturates she had purchased easily from
a vendor at the Sather Gates. She reached into her pocket
and pulled out a mini-bottle of champagne and raised it over them.
“To Your Health Indeed!”
She drank quickly and placed that bottle
in the paper bag, opened the door, checked to be sure there was no one in the hall and
took the elevator to the empty lobby. At the corner of Haight and Ashbury she dropped the
bag into an incinerator the Italian restaurant operated 24/7 and watched as everything
melted and disappeared into the pile of ashes. The tranquilizer gun now slept with the
fish at the bottom of the bay.
Back
at her building Claudia noted that the neighbors’ place was deathly quiet. She packed
her computer and the few belongings she had brought in a carpet bag, swept the apartment
clean, as the FBI had trained her to do, and exited the deserted lobby. She stepped into
an alley and removed the wig and glasses, placed them in a bag, and stopped at the incinerator
one more time.
She
caught a bus to her car and returned to her office at Cerberus. She emailed FBI Special
Agent Bricker the information she had uncovered on the hidden “money mule”
hacking operation, (leaving out the names of the four Russians) and included a copy of
her original report. She imagined Steve explaining how he had failed to follow up.
She returned to her own apartment. Sitting
at her desk Claudia smiled, as she read the framed quote on the wall above it:
Vengeance must be Profound
and Absolute!
In her bedroom, Claudia Vale turned off the lights and
slept well for the first time in ages.
Venom!
Pamela Ebel
“You
did what? John, how could you?”
“Why the big fuss, Jan? I ran
into Bob Harris downtown yesterday and he mentioned he thought our wedding anniversary
was coming up. Remembered being my Best Man and that wild Bachelor Bash, he gave me. I told him about the party and gave him the date
and time. So, he and Chris got a divorce. Half of our friends from the early days are divorced.
This is my anniversary party too, and I don’t feel right about not having him come.
I know it will be a bit difficult with Holly coming, but we’re adults Jan, not teenagers.”
“What
do you mean ‘with Holly coming?’ Surely that asshole isn’t planning
to drag that woman to our gathering. You should have asked me first. Christine is still
coming to terms with Bob cheating on her, and with their son’s college professor!
Bob even told her that he found someone more his ‘intellectual equal.’ Chris
has always struggled with not getting her degree like the rest of us.”
“Well, if she hadn’t gotten
herself pregnant in our freshman year…”
“I’m
sorry, John. I thought it took two people to make a baby. I never heard Bob suggest Christine
raped him!”
“God,
I wish you hadn’t started taking that Feminist History course. Just get a grip and plan the party. Bob is
going to announce his engagement to Holly Sutter then! I am going to be late for work.”
An hour after her husband left,
Jan called Christine.
“Hey
Chris, how you doing this morning?”
“Pretty well today. Just got
back in from my run and headed to the yoga class you recommended. I also need to go look
for a dress for your party. I bet you’re getting excited.”
“Well, the party is the reason
I’m calling. John invited Bob without telling me. He also said Bob wants to bring
Holly Sutter and announce their engagement!”
There
was total silence from Christine.
“Chris, are you all right? Are
you still there? Say something, please!”
“Jan,
I just can’t face him and that woman and our friends so soon. It has only been three
months since the final decree. Everyone will know how long his relationship was going on
and thinking how stupid I am. I can’t talk right now.”
After hanging up with Jan, Christine
dialed a long-distance number.
“You
have reached the home of Dr. Sue Richardson. Please leave your name, number and a brief
message and I will return your call as soon as possible.”
“It’s your Sissy Chrissy,
Suzie Q. I’m having a really bad day and I need to talk to you. Bob is going to marry
that Sutter woman soon. Please call me!”
Two
weeks later, when the research group she was leading in the Congo got back to cell reception,
Sue Richardson heard the message. After several calls she reached her sister’s
friend Jan, who shared the events of the day the message was left.
“I called her all day, Dr. Richardson.
Finally, I asked her son to please go check on her. He found Chris in the bedroom with
the empty sleeping pill bottle. We didn’t know how to reach you. The funeral was
two weeks ago. I am so sorry.”
Six
months later, Dr. Sue Richardson stood in the front yard of her new house, watching the
moving truck depart.
“Hello
there!”
She
turned to see a petite, lithe woman approaching from the house next door.
“Hello! I wanted to be the first
to welcome you to the neighborhood. I’m Professor Holly Sutter. I didn’t notice
anyone else. Are you married?”
“I’m
Dr. Sue Richardson, and no, I am not married.”
Sutter looked disappointed.
“You’re a doctor? What’s your
specialty?”
“Snakes!”
“I beg your pardon? Did you say
snakes?”
“Yes.
I just took a position with the local zoo. I am a herpetologist and will be upgrading the
reptile and amphibian exhibit and improving the local display.”
“We don’t have snakes in this
area! I have lived here for five years and I have never seen a snake!” Sutter looked
down at the ground as she spoke.
“Well,
perhaps you haven’t seen any, but we are only a few miles from the Shell Bayou Wildlife
Reserve that has a wonderful gathering of snakes.”
Sutter offered a brief welcome
wish and left.
A
month later, Professor George Bradley drove up to Sutter’s house. She had recently
announced the end of her engagement to Bob Harris and her plan to marry Bradley after his
divorce was final. Mrs. Crowley, who lived across the street, told Sue that Bradley was
the fifth man in five years to leave his wife for Sutter, who dumped all the others
after their divorces.
Bradley
smiled broadly as he exited his car with a huge bouquet of red roses.
“Is this a special day, with
roses, professor?”
“Extra-special.
I moved up our marriage date to coincide with our Thanksgiving break. Holly has been
procrastinating. But not anymore. Wish me luck.”
Sue
nodded as he headed for the front door. Luck won’t help you, she thought and
turned back to her Halloween decorations.
Shortly after, she heard yelling
and watched as Bradley came out the front door, waving to an ambulance pulling up in Sutter’s
driveway.
“Hurry,
she’s in the jacuzzi in the back yard. I can’t get a pulse!”
Within minutes police cars and
the coroner’s van filled the driveway. One officer was stationed outside to fend
off the gathering neighbors. An hour later the ambulance attendants drove off alone. Then,
a gurney appeared, rolling the covered body of Professor Holly Sutter to the van. A distraught
George Bradley appeared next, surrounded by two police officers.
“I can’t understand how she
could be dead from snake bites. There are no poisonous snakes in this area! I didn’t
see a snake. Have any of you ever seen snakes roaming around here?” he shouted at
the crowd, all of whom seemed stunned by the question.
Later
Sue watched the noon news:
“The
preliminary coroner’s report indicates that Professor Holly Sutter apparently entered
the jacuzzi portion of her pool last evening and did not see, what was thought to be a
water moccasin, in it. She had multiple bites, was unable to summon help and was found
dead by her fiancé, Professor George Bradley, early this morning.”
In the late afternoon, Sue finished
decorating and drove out of town to the Shell Bayou Wildlife Reserve. She carried a cardboard
box to the edge of the water, set it down and opened it.
A four-foot-long water moccasin
slithered out and headed to the bayou, disappearing into the muddy water.
Sue then walked a path that led
from the reserve to the Green Hills Cemetery and stood before a headstone. The inscription
was simple:
Christine Anna
Harris
August, 1987
– June, 2021
Grant Her Peace!
“It’s over, Sissy.
The Serial Seductress is done. You can Rest in Peace Now!”
Sue left one red rose on the grave and started to walk away.
Hearing a rustling noise, she turned back to see the moccasin curled
at the top of the grave with the rose in its mouth.
Unclaimed Property!
by
Pamela Ebel
“Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars!”
Angelica Barsini watched as a clerk for the State Treasurer’s
Office placed the last stack of Bearer Bonds back into the steel bank box, locked it
and smiled at her.
“An incredible find
for our Unclaimed Property program. This is one of the largest monetary amounts we have
returned to the rightful owners since the program was created. More incredible is that
it sat in your attic for eighteen years with no one discovering it until last year.”
He pushed the box, the key, and the Claims Closure Form
across the desk to Angelica. She signed the form and returned it to the clerk.
“Yes, it is quite amazing. We went back and tried
to go through the house four weeks after Katrina. The water had finally returned to the
Mr. Go but the mud, debris and the bodies that were still there were just too much for
my mom. We took the few things she wanted and since the attic was basically on the
ground after the house washed off the foundation, and considering the fact she never went
up to store things, we saw no reason to search there.”
“Your
father is, or was, the original owner of the bonds. Didn’t he tell
your mom about them? Why wouldn’t he have taken them with him when the hurricane
was sure to hit in the Ninth Ward?”
Angelica stared at the box.
“He was my stepfather and he refused to leave.
He stayed and was washed away in the flood waters. We never found him and he never told
us about the bonds.”
Angelica
kept her composure as she silently remembered the bastard:
‘He would have never let mom know he had anything of value. He
let her cover all of the bills for the house she had bought before he married her and moved
in. Even after I begged her not to, she put him on the title and he still insisted it was
her property, that he just ‘stayed’ there. He said odd jobs around the house
paid for his ‘room and board.’ Where the SOB could have gotten his hands on
those bonds is a mystery to me.”
She looked at the clerk
and smiled.
“I really can’t
imagine when or where he got those bonds. But I’ve been away at school for several
years.”
“Well, water under
the bridge, uh, sorry about that. It’s over now and as the only heir you’re
entitled to everything.”
“Thank you for your
time and assistance.”
She stood and picked up
the bank box.
“Wait, you need to
go retrieve the chest. We have some men who will help you take it to your car.”
“Chest? What Chest?”
“It
was found under a pile of mud and rubble about three years after the
flood. It had your dad’s name and Naval ID on the top, It’s still locked and in
pretty good shape. It’s been sitting in storage all this time until we could set
up this program. I am sure your dad would want you to have it.”
“He
was my stepfather and I forgot about it. Where is it?”
“Just head over to the warehouse across the parking lot and show
your claim form to them. Someone will get it for you.”
Walking across the lot Angelica remembered that chest well. Her stepfather
would take her into the attic, starting when she was about five, while her mom was at work.
He told her she could play in the chest while he did more than let her play. Even that young she knew it was wrong. But he said if she told, something
bad would happen to her mom.
For
years the man molested her every chance he got. She always managed to prevent
him from penetrating her body. Unfortunately, the penetration of her mind and soul were
harder to prevent.
In her teens, Angelica made
up her mind to tell what was going on but by then her mother was battling cancer.
“Caro, I am so sorry
you do not like your father. I don’t know why because he is such a good man. I need
him now that I’m sick and you are going away to college soon. Please try for me.”
She couldn’t take away the man who had become
the ‘rock and soul of her survival’ as her mom called him, so Angelica said
nothing.
Graduating from high school
at seventeen, she moved to California to stay with relatives and attend college. She visited
as often as possible as her mother’s cancer grew. Finally, in her senior year the
phone call came:
“Angelica,
it’s Aunt Louise. Your beloved mother and my only sister, Francesca,
passed last night. Father Corlini gave her the Last Rights and she cried out for you.”
“Where was he, aunt? Was he there?”
“He wasn’t there. He has a new, young woman
over in the Garden District. He spends his time with her. Her father has a large corporation
and the new woman lavishes gifts on him. We saw in the paper that there was a problem with
some kind of bonds missing. We don’t have anything to do with that. Please come home!”
Angelica returned for the funeral as Hurricane Katrina
bore down on the city. She went to her mother’s house the night before landfall to
gather some personal mementos. Sitting at the bottom of the attic ladder was the chest.
Frozen with fear and shame
Angelica stared at it. Then she walked over, turned the key in the lock and yanked the
chest open. Inside lay several of his Navy service weapons and his discharge papers. There
were also several of her childhood dresses and her Raggedy Ann doll. She had always taken
it up with her and clung to it as he touched her, his breath smelling of cigarettes and
booze. Picking up the doll she heard the front door open.
“Well, well. It’s my precious Angelica. And still holding
the doll that gave you so much comfort while we played in that chest. I thought you would
probably be at the funeral and come here. So, I thought we could play some games again
without fear of your precious mom finding us! What do you say?”
He
came up to her and Angelica could smell the cigarettes and booze on his
breath.
Eighteen years later she
stared at the chest in the back of her car. After dark she returned to her family
home, where much of the debris had been removed. But closer to the levee, bulldozers
continued to clear the land for the new houses to come.
Parking
near a pile of debris, Angelica pulled the chest out of the car
and over to the levee. She took a chain from around her neck and removed the key she had
worn for those eighteen years.
Fitting it in the lock she
opened the chest. His perfect skeleton stared up at her. The WWII KA-Bar knife still protruded
from where she had shoved it into his heart that night.
Angelica pushed the chest on its side and the skeleton rolled out in
parts. She removed the knife and tossed it into the water. Then she picked up the bones
in bunches and tossed them after it. The skull was last to go. It didn’t leer at
her or smell of cigarettes and booze. With a great yell she released it into the swirling
water knowing it and he would soon be out in the gulf sleeping with the sharks.
She replaced the chest in the car and returned to the
city. Two weeks later the doorbell rang at her Napa, California home. The UPS truck unloaded
a crate into Angelica’s backyard.
Opening
it, she removed a small chair. Then what was left of the chest,
now a pile of wood, was tossed piece by piece into the fire pit.
“Hello
Angel. How’s my favorite fiancé? And what is this you’re burning?”
A man smiled down at her, offering a glass of champagne.
“Hello Jeff. Thanks for the drink and let’s
toast to eliminating the last unclaimed property.”
From her seat in the chair made of reclaimed wood from the chest, Raggedy
Ann’s button eyes gleamed as the flames rose and she smiled.
Pamela Ebel
has been published in Shotgun Honey, The BOULD AWARDS 2020 Anthology, as well
other venues. Her poetry has appeared in the Delta Poetry Review.
A native of California, she now concentrates on tales from her original home state and tales
from the highways of the South. She also knows, like the Ancient Greeks and the Irish, that as a
southern writer you can’t outrun your blood.
She has turned to writing full time as of 2020, obviously
either perfect or bizarre timing, and this will be her fifth career. She lives in Metairie, Louisiana,
with her husband and two cats.