Well,

it’s morning,

somewhere.

One good puke.

Two watery shits,

and I’m good to go.

Why is it

everything I like’s

either

illegal,

immoral,

or just plain bad

for my health?

 

Breakfast.

What

does it mean?

Do I break

to fast,

or

try to eat? 

One iced

beer

and two Snickers bars.

 

If I were to put my bed

in the parlor,

and

the kitchen table

in my bedroom,

where

would I sleep?

 

Passed out in the gutter?

The I.C.U. ward

of the hospital?

The local jail

or

cathouse?

 

What

is a room?

A place to live:

A “living” room.

You

don’t want to be

in

a “dead” room

(Think about it.)

that’s called a “parlor,”

as in

“funeral.”

Don’t

think about it.

 

 

Alchoholic Quotes

 

Jack D.

 

Because

On this tiny rock

We live on . . .

Why do your species

Have to be so

Violent?

Different color religion faith or knowledge—

We are all the same.

Deep within

The darkness of your soul

Lies

Your conscience.

Learn to forget.

We are just all passing

Through.

 

Save us.

 

Jack D. still loves his iced beer and pet Pomeranian.  His favorite movie is still Barfly (No kidding!).